Another dead hopper!!  

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1607 posts
4/2/2006 10:18 pm

Last Read:
4/13/2006 10:57 pm

Another dead hopper!!


The battle continues...

After a brief scuffle, I am victorious over yet another cave cricket..this one took place in the kitchen.

Method: heavy book.

He escaped the first two assassination attempts, but I was successful on the third.

And then I did my "I got you, you fucker" dance.

Yea me!!!

LET'S GO METS!!!


ticktock500 43M

4/2/2006 11:42 pm

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rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/3/2006 1:38 am

uggghh...THEY DON'T F ING CHIRP!!

These are bad bad things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A benevolent god would never have made these cocksuckers!! (that is actually an insult to cocksuckers everywhere)

If anyone needs me to mail them a dead camel/cave cricket, please let me know....

LET'S GO METS!!!


rm_JCeaser 46M
25 posts
4/3/2006 5:41 am

One down....one hundred thousand to go.


jlooking540 45M

4/3/2006 8:50 am

Hey baby,

Maybe you could get an exterminator to take care of them for good?

Anyway, I was in c'ville this weekend and stopped by the Ultimate "toy store" and they had a "help wanted" sign in the door. I think this would be the ultimate job for you. You could pick up some money on the side and meet funny people and cool sex toys. Oh and maybe the employees get a discount? Wooo hooo! Think about it, I know if I lived closer I might work there just for fun.


timetoplayincho 56M
153 posts
4/3/2006 12:53 pm

Two words: Boric Acid.

You can sprinkle the powder where they hide, wash your baseboards down with a 5%-10% solution, or if you can figure out where/what they're eating, mix a little with the food.

It's safe, cheap, and natural. It doesn't work instantly, but it does work against pretty much all insects.

One way to get rid of ants is to mix 3 parts Boric Acid with 1 part sugar and enough water to dissolve. Soak cotton balls in the mixture, and put out where the beasties can find it. I don't know if the crickets will go for the sugar like ants will, but it's probably worth a try, as well.


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/3/2006 6:42 pm

I do have boric acid down..they are getting in thru the kitchen...my kitchen wall is also the basement wall, you know?

Uhh..i heard that exterminators can do next to nothing for this..

The spring ants have all but gone..thank you Blessed Mother!

LET'S GO METS!!!


Fireguy292 43M
19 posts
4/12/2006 1:41 pm

I call those fuckers "hoppers" too. So funny! I had a basement apartment that they loved. The exterminator said they love dark, wet places. Try keeping more lights around and get rid of any moisture problems.


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/13/2006 10:57 pm

I'm on it, dude. Thanks!

LET'S GO METS!!!


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