Alright. who took it?  

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1607 posts
4/11/2006 11:37 pm

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4/12/2006 10:39 pm

Alright. who took it?


Just tell me.

I won't be mad.

I just need to know where the remote is.

I have not cleaned in here, and on every flat surface, there is another object.

Either come here and help me clean....

or

just tell me where the damn remote is so I can watch Ron Corning and touch myself to sleep.

Thank you in advance.

LET'S GO METS!!!


CuriousCpl5657 60M/59F
6 posts
4/12/2006 1:22 am

it has been my experience that remotes go where socks go.... you know, you put two socks in the dryer and only one comes out? it's some sort of dimension that we humans cannot yet understand


wildoats19622 55M
3484 posts
4/12/2006 1:23 am

I took it!

And I'm going to use it too!

(don't worry, I'll put a condom over it so the buttons will work tomorrow)

Ruffles have ridges and so does my condom. Can you feel their texture as I slide the remote up your leg?

That's it, part those legs a bit, I want to increase your volume control. I slide those buttons up and down, rubbing them on your pussy lips. A little lube and we'll see if you can change the channel. In it goes! Did you want to get that big universal remote now?

Enjoyed your humorous posts, hope things work out well for you.

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/12/2006 3:01 am

(breathless pant...)

i'm sorry....did you say something............?

I've done that with a cordless phone and a stereo remote..but never for the tv.....

Gotta give it whirl...when I find it!

LET'S GO METS!!!


KC_JJ 54M

4/12/2006 3:06 am

I too allow myself a somewhat frequent fantasy with a late night or early morning newscaster babe.

Natalie Morales is the currently reigning Queen for me in that realm. There are some other hot ones out there but only Natalie comes to mind at the moment

MMM [ MMM


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/12/2006 6:42 pm

I'm wordless....

LET'S GO METS!!!


rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
4/12/2006 7:39 pm

Vick: gotta watch the crumbs and the increasing friction they create. Might be the effect you need


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