Mister Cockenballs  

rm_clitoral_man 51M
287 posts
2/28/2006 9:22 pm
Mister Cockenballs


Wandering through blogland lately, it seems the winter months have inspired a lot of bloggers to try to stay warm with some good steamy, wet sex in tubs and showers. When in blogland do as bloggers do...especially if it involves steamy, wet sex. So, here's my humble contribution to the steamy, wet sex genre. Hopefully, it'll help some of you feel a little warmer, or at least provide a mental diversion to help relieve any late winter boredom...well, it worked for me anyway
*** Warning: This post isn't for a short attention span...when inspired I don't want to stop...but I do try to make it worth your time ...Cheers!


During the winter months Fridays are usually slow in my business, and sometimes I try to find an opportunity to escape the office early. Sometimes the opportunity to escape finds me...

It was mid-morning on Friday when I answered the phone, and was slightly stunned and amused when I thought I heard a woman with an unfamiliar accent ask for "Mr. Cockenballs". Thinking that my twisted mind obviously misunderstood her accent, I recovered my composure and replied, "Excuse me ma'am, would you please repeat that name?" This time I understood through her accent as she spoke slower and clearly pronounced the name, "Yes, I vaahnt to shpeek vith Meester Cock-En-Balls". I paused and cleared my throat to suppress a laugh, and uttered an "Uhmm", as my mind fumbled for a response. I heard a muffled burst of laughter over the phone, then familiar giggling as Cindy couldn't contain herself any longer. Still giggling softly she teased, "So how's my Mr. Cock And Balls doing this morning?!" Now laughing along with her, I replied "Much better now, thank you! Well, actually am still feeling kind of soft and lonely...missing you". In a breathy, seductive voice she said, "Mmm, well I've been missing Mr. Cockenballs too...can he come over to play?" The lust in her voice stroking my desire, stirring my cock. Speaking softly so I wouldn't be overheard outside my office, I grinned and said "You know Mr. Cockenballs always likes to play with you...I should be able to escape work a little early this afternoon." She sighed and then pouted playfully, "Ohh, but I've been sooo horny, thinking about playing with Mr. Cockenballs all morning...can't he come over now?", and my pulse quickened as my cock began to swell.

Quickly glancing at my open afternoon schedule, I knew I could really leave anytime, but was enjoying the phone play with Cindy. Closing my office door I teased, "Hmmm, well ma'am, before I can make an appointment you'll have to tell me more about what you want to do with Mr. Cockenballs." She giggled and sensuously described in erotic detail how she wanted to feel, lick and suck my cock and balls. Her voice causing the heat of my lust to flow through me, hardening my cock, straining against my inner thigh, bulging my pants. Then she let out a luxurious sigh and said, "Mmmm, I'm so horny thinking about it...I just can't help playing with myself". She giggled and in a seductive whisper she knowingly asked, "Is your cock hard for me?" Causing my cock to twitch in response, I lowered my voice, "You know I'm always hard for you babe", then I asked "Are you touching yourself now?" She murmured softly, "Mmm hmm", and I asked "What are you doing?". She giggled, and in a breathy voice said "I'm playing with my nipples for you...I love it when you suck my nipples...and lick my pussy". My cock throbbed in excitement at the thought, and I replied, "Mmm, your pussy is so sweet babe...I love licking your pussy lips...is your pussy wet now?" I heard her draw in her breath deeply, and she moaned softly, "Ohh yess...mmm, I'm sooo wet for you". I whispered deeply into the phone, "I love the feel of your pussy...my fingers massaging your wet lips...rubbing your clit...rub your pussy for me babe...do it like you want me to". I heard her gasp softly as she played with herself, she said, "Mmmm, it feels sooo goood...fingering my pussy" and I whispered, "Slide your fingers deeper, like I do babe...stir your pussy for me...I want to hear how it feels". I heard her inhale deeply, then moaning softly she gasped, "Oooh, my pussy is sooo slippery...sooo hot for you...mmmm, my fingers sliding between my lips...stirring my wet pussy for you...oooo, it feels sooo good...listen." She lowered the phone to her mound and I heard the familiar wet sounds of her fingers stirring and thrusting in and out of her pussy. My cock swelled, pushing against my pants as it extended along my inner thigh, I could feel the wetness of my precum. Her voice returned as she whispered lustily, "Mmm, I'm soo wet for you...I want to feel you in me...come play with me." My mouth was dry as I rasped, "Yes babe, I'm gonna' play with you...lick you...taste your pussy...lick your juice from your fingers for me". She giggled softly and asked, "Are you stroking your cock for me...stroking it like I do?" My hardness surged at the memories of her sensuous soft hands caressing my cock, and I slid my hand below my desk, squeezing my bulge through my pants. Discreetly stroking my fingers over the length of my straining hard-on, "Mmm, yess, I love the way you stroke me...I'm stroking my swollen cock for you...throbbing for your touch". The passion in her voice rising, "Ooh, let me stroke your cock...feel your hard cock throbbing in my hands...lick you...suck you...make you cum for me", then I heard the wet sounds of her sucking and licking her fingers. A soft moan and she whispered deeply, "My pussy tastes sooo good...come taste me...lick my wet pussy...mmm, I want to feel you lick me". My cock pulsed in my hand at the sound of her erotic pleading, then I grinned and teased, "Do you have an appointment?" She giggled then playfully pouted, "Ohh pleeease Mr. Cockenballs, I neeed an appointment with you...don't let me play all by myself". The power of her erotic persuasion was irresistible. I could visualize the wicked grin and seductive gleam in her eyes, knowing that she had me. I excitedly told her I was on my way, and she giggled at the obvious arousal in my voice, then purred, "Let yourself in...I'll wait for you in the bath". A warm rush flowed through me as I anxiously cleared my afternoon schedule and left the office.

As I closed the door to her condo behind me, I could hear soft jazz tunes playing in the background and the faint sound of the water jets flowing in her master bedroom jacuzzi. Slipping off my shoes and socks, I loosened my tie and walked towards her bedroom, my cock swelling with anticipation, bulging against my pants. As I entered Cindy's bedroom I saw the steam rolling out the bathroom door, and heard her soft gasps and moans, causing my cock to surge as I quietly approached her bathroom door. Slowly peeking around the doorframe, I saw her lying back in the bath with her eyes closed and legs spread open in front of one of the whirlpool jets, hips arched to feel the current rush against her pussy. Her face flushed and sensuous lips parted, she moaned as she squeezed her nipple with one hand and massaged her clit with the other. Enthralled at the erotic sight and sounds of her masturbating, I slid my pants and boxers off and quietly eased myself against the doorframe to watch. Wearing only my shirt and tie, I grasped my cock in hand, squeezing my hardness as I watched the rhythmic motion of her hand play over her pussy. She gasped softly as she alternately pinched and pulled at her wet nipples, and I stroked my fingers lightly along the length of my shaft the way she likes to. Her fingers thrust between her pussy lips and she flicked her thumb over her clit, as I teased my fingertips around my cockhead, then spread my flowing pre-cum down my shaft. I watched her slide her hand down from her breast to rub her clit while she stirred and pumped her fingers into her pussy with her other, my fingers stroking over my slippery shaft. Rapidly strumming her clit, thrusting her fingers deeper, a squeal escaped her lips, suddenly she gasped sharply and threw her head back with deep groan, her hips thrust up to the water jet and she bit her lower lip as her pussy convulsed against her hands in orgasm. Gasping deeply she lowered her hips as she squeezed her thighs together, her hands pressed together over her pussy as she relaxed and shuddered in the churning water. My cock throbbed in my hand at the sight and sounds of her climax, and I felt the warm pleasurable ache of my orgasm building, my balls feeling full and heavy. Squeezing the base of my cock to hold back my cum, a low moan escaped my lips. Cindy slowly turned to me, her face and lips flushed with the afterglow of her orgasm as her lusty eyes captured mine. Her smile widened slowly as she sighed dreamily, "Mmm, did you enjoy the view?" Releasing my grip on my cock I stepped towards her and grinned, "I still am". She giggled as her eyes lowered to my erect manhood approaching, and slid her hands up to massage over her nipples, as she teased, "Ooo, is Mr. Cockenballs ready to play with me now?" With a sly smile I replied, "You know I'm always ready to play with you", as my cock twitched in anticipation just beyond her reach, and I stripped off my tie and shirt.

She was squeezing her nipples between her fingertips as she smiled into my eyes. I knelt next to her on the top step into the jacuzzi, and leaned down to kiss her still flushed lips as I caressed my fingers through her wet hair, our tongues teased and played passionately. As I kissed along the nape of her neck, she grazed her fingernails down my back, then traced her nails over my ass, sending shivers through me. I captured her hard nipple between my lips, sucking and licking her nipple and areola as my hand traced down over her ribs. Rubbing over her mound I caressed her still sensitive pussy, and she inhaled sharply at my touch. Guiding my head back up to her lips, she wrapped her hands behind my head, our lips joined in a deep kiss, lust surging through us. Breaking our kiss she gave me a wicked grin, her eyes gleaming as she whispered seductively "Mmm, now where's that Mr. Cockenballs?" My cock strained with excitement for her as I replied, "Coming for you my dear" as I swung my legs into the jacuzzi and slid over to lean back against the sidewall, offering my hardness to her. She giggled and teased, "Yes, you will", as she moved between my spread legs. Kneeling between my thighs, she gazed deeply into my eyes with a lusty smile as she kissed around the tip of my cock, grazing her fingernails across my thighs. She cupped and caressed my balls, then softly clasped her hands along the sides of my shaft, lightly massaging her thumbs along the base of my cock, feeling me throb in her hands for her. Pressing my cock up against my lower abdomen, she exposed the length of my underside to her, looking into my eyes she held my cock up against me with one hand and caressed my balls with the other as she slowly lapped her tongue up and down the length of my shaft. I moaned, "Mmmm, yess babe...you lick me sooo goood!". She teased her tongue down, liking over my balls, sucking each one into her mouth, causing me to draw in my breath sharply, my cock twitched with excitement. Tracing her tounge back up my shaft, she kissed and rubbed her lips along the soft underside, breathing in my musk she whispered deeply, "Mmm, I love the feel of your hot cock against my lips." Using short, rapid tongue strokes she licked up my shaft to my engorged cockhead, and I groaned as I pushed my hips up to press my cock against her tongue. Her eyes gazing into mine she sucked my tip, then swirled her tongue below, I shuddered with pleasure as I whispered deeply, "Ooo yeah babe...lick my cock", and she giggled at my reaction. Grazing her parted lips over the base of my shaft again, her tongue teased between her lips as she caressed my balls, then she rapidly flicked her tongue up and down the underside of my cock, causing me to throb and my balls to tighten, feeling the heat of my orgasm building I gasped then moaned out deeply. Capturing my eyes with hers, grinning seductively she rubbed my shaft slowly against her cheek and purred, "Mmm, I love the feel of your cock...you taste sooo goood...I'm gonna' suck you...feel you in my mouth" My balls felt heavy as my cum swelled and my cock was pulsing against the soft warmth of her cheek. She teased her fingertips lightly along the sides of my shaft, then sucking my tip she pushed her lips further over my cock. I couldn't resist the urge to push my cock deeper into her mouth, as I groaned,"Oh yess, suck me...mmm, suck my cock babe", feeling her lips squeezing around my hardness, her tongue swished along the underside, sucking up to my tip. She was pumping my cock between her lips, fucking me with her mouth as she played with my balls, sending hot ripples of pleasure through me. Feeling the urge to cum, I groaned deeply as my balls tightened, "Mmm, feels sooo goood babe...make me cum...make me cum for you". Cindy pulled her lips from my shaft and squeezed the base of my cock, holding back my cum, her eyes narrowed as she voraciously flicked and circled her tongue over the sensitive underside of my engorged purple tip, coaxing my orgasm to build, I breathlessly rasped, "Ohhhh, you're soo fuckin' good...mmm, I'm gonna' cum". Her lips off my cock, I gasped at the sudden loss of her touch. She locked onto my eyes with a devilish grin, then rapidly stroked my slippery shaft with one hand as she rubbed her pussy, lustily urging me to cum, "Mmm, come on babe...I wanna' feel you cum...cum for me...cuum oon!". Coaxing me with her eyes she parted her lips and rapidly patted my tip against her lips and tongue, the pulsing sensation sent me over the edge as the hot wave of my orgasm burst through me, groaning as I thrust my cock to her, she plunged her lips over my spurting tip, sucking me deeper. Pumping my shaft in her mouth, milking my cum, she massaged her pussy as the ripples of my orgasm subsided.

I slumped down into the jacuzzi with her between my legs. Smile flushed as I recovered my breath, her eyes sparkled with the pleasure she gave me. I reached out and pulled her into my chest, nuzzling her neck I whispering deeply, "Thank you babe...I love the way you play with me". She giggled and pressed herself into me, our lips exploring, tongues dancing in a deep, passionate kiss, as my fingers ran through her hair. Breaking our kiss she raised herself up on her knees, then hands on my shoulders as she looked down into my eyes and with a dreamy smile offered her nipple to my lips and whispered, "Lick me". I traced her soft areola with the tip of my tongue, teasing her nipple with my mustache. Licking and sucking her hard nipple, I teased her other nipple between my fingers and caressed my other hand down the small of her back, firmly massaging over her ass. Gently nibbling her firm bud, I sucked and pulled her nipple, then alternating between her nippples as my finger massaged over her asshole, circling her rim. I slowly rubbed my fingers over her slit, whispering deeply, "I want to feel your pussy", easing two fingers between her slippery pussy lips. Moaning, she leaned into me pressing her mound against me, rubbing her clit over me as my fingers caressed and teased between lips and rim, my swelling cock brushing against her thigh.

Reinvigorated by her passion, I lusted for the taste of her pussy. Leaning her back I freed her nipple from my lips and kissed down her stomach, then looking up into her eyes I grinned mischieviously, as I said, "Now it's my turn...will your pussy come out to play with me?", and her eyes lit up as she giggled with anticipation. Guiding her to sit up on the edge of the jacuzzi, her hands braced on the edge as I knelt in front of her, looking deeply into her eyes I eased her legs over my shoulders. She watched me kissing over her silky smooth inner thighs as my hands massaged over her outer thighs and hips, then reaching up to clasp and gently squeeze her breasts. She gasped, "Ooo yeah...feel my hard nipples" and my thumbs circled her areola, flicking her wet nipples. Gazing into her eyes, I kissed and licked her inner thighs, inching closer to the heat of her pussy. Breathing deeply she closed her eyes and exhaled as she spread her thighs further. I gently nipped her thigh, causing her to startle and squeal, grinning widely into my eyes again as I rubbed her nipples between my fingers. Nuzzling between her labia and thigh, savoring her essence I kissed and licked along her outer lips and inner crease of her thigh, teasing over her slit, she moaned softly, "Mmm, yesss, lick me". Watched me lick along the sides of her pussy, her breathing shallow as she slowly gyrated her hips, trying to rub her glistening slit against me. I slid my hands down from her breasts, slowly massaging over her mound, then tracing my fingertips over her lips, feeling her heat and wetness, teasing around her clit. Wrapping my arms around her thighs I reached my fingers over her pussy, spreading and kissing her wet lips, first flicking the tip of my tongue up and down the length of her slit, then lapping my tongue from her rim to her clit. She gasped, "Oooo...yeeaah, lick my pussy...mmm, feels soo hot!" as she pressed her pussy into me, grinding against my tongue. Tasting her juices I pushed my tongue between her wet lips, now lapping deeply over the length of her pussy, occasionally teasing the tip of my tongue over her sweet spot between the base of her pussy and her rim. My cock throbbed as I slid one hand down from her thigh to circle her rim with my finger as I licked over her pussy, caressing over and around her clit with my other hand. Moaning deeply she grabbed my hair and pulled me against her pussy, raising her hips to push her lips against my tongue, gyrating her hips, thighs tightening around my head. Our eyes connected, her breasts heaving as she gave me a naughty grin, pulling my head up from her pussy she strummed her fingers over her clit and lustily urged "Fuck me!...come on, fuck meee!...Mmm, I want to fuck your cock!" As I stood up she spread her legs for me and reached a hand around my neck to draw my wet lips to hers, licking and kissing wildly, she gently nipped my lower lip, firing my passion. I leaned into her, kissing deeply as she squeezed and pull her nipples, my rigid wet cock bumped and rubbed against her pussy, heavy balls brushing against her ass. Bracing my hands up against the wall as I kissed her upturned lips, I felt her hand clasp around my cock, squeezing my hardness as she felt me pulse for her, then stroking her fingertips over my length. Breaking our kiss, she rubbed her fingers over her mound and clit, looking seductively into my eyes and whispered deeply "Fuck meee now!". My cock twitched for her as she grasped the base of my shaft, guiding my tip to her swollen wet pussy, she wrapped her legs behind my ass pulling me tighter between her thighs. She inhaled sharply as she watched and felt my cock slide between her lips while teasing her fingers over her clit, I pushed deeper and she moaned as her hot slippery walls squeezed around my hardness. I slowly thrust my engorged cock, pushing deeper, feeling her wet heat, rhythmically stirring inside her, then increasing the tempo, our eyes locked and she strummed her clit faster, pleading, "Oohh yeaah...fuck me". I thrust harder into her, my balls slapping against her ass, her other hand squeezing her nipple, she stoked my lust as she coaxed, "Mmm fuck me...harder...fuck me...deeper...mmm, yesss, fuck meee!" Pumping rapidly into her, a soft squeal escaped her lips with each thrust, and I felt the rush of my urge to cum as my balls tightened. Suddenly her eyes closed and legs clamped me tightly as her body tensed, pushing her pussy against me she gasped and then groaned deeply, her hand pressed down over her clit as she shuddered. Feeling her orgasm my cum surged through me, with a low guttural groan I thrust my rigid pulsing cock deep into her, cumming hard, my hips grinding, shuddering as I pushed her ass up against the wall.

Embracing, our bodies melted into each other. Wrapped around me, we eased down into the warm whirlpool, softly kissing as we silently savored the afterglow of our passion. Breaking our silence, I grinned and asked, "So, what are you doing this afternoon?" ...and that's another story...

sexyeyes375 46F

3/23/2006 8:09 pm

God bless the man who invented the bathtub and the woman who inspired him.

The hottest part for me was you watching her... mmm...


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
3/24/2006 12:22 pm

    Quoting sexyeyes375:
    God bless the man who invented the bathtub and the woman who inspired him.

    The hottest part for me was you watching her... mmm...
Hey sexyeyes, thanks for checking back into my humble little non-blog here! Bathtub or not, without a woman's inspiration it's just not as satisfying

"The hottest part for me was you watching her" *wide grin* Hmm, brings to mind a visual of you watching me watching her...now that is inspiring!

Cheers!


mysteriesofme 44F

3/28/2006 5:22 am

mmmmm... nice story


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
3/28/2006 6:03 am

Thanks for the visit mysteries, and your "mmmmm" of approval!


mysteriesofme 44F

3/30/2006 5:52 am

    Quoting rm_clitoral_man:
    Thanks for the visit mysteries, and your "mmmmm" of approval!
You're wellcummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
4/1/2006 8:30 pm

Yikes! There's erotica in here!

I read the first part of it, but had to bail when it got steamy. You write well, but this genre is not for me. Oh well, to each their own...

Blog On!


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
4/2/2006 11:56 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Yikes! There's erotica in here!

    I read the first part of it, but had to bail when it got steamy. You write well, but this genre is not for me. Oh well, to each their own...

    Blog On!
lol! Well, at least it's good to know that I'm writing something that's recognizable as erotica. Totally understand it may not appeal to everyone, but as a non-blogging kinda' guy I just use this space as an "oasis" to occasionally share some of the erotica that flows through my mind. Regardless, I appreciate the comment Keith. Cheers!


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
4/3/2006 6:16 am

    Quoting Divinitydesires:
    HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY... HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY... HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY... HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY... HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY... HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY... HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY... HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY... HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY... HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...HORNY...
    Yeah... I'm horny now. Thanks babe. KISS
Hmm, I sense that you may be horny Ms. Desires...no worries, I have a cure (only temporary of course) ...just get the tub warmed up, relax and we'll take all the time necessary until you're satisfied that your horny feeling has been relieved...


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
4/6/2006 9:03 pm

good luck in the contest. Mr cockenballs sound as if he's been busy, eh?

tires


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
4/9/2006 8:52 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    HOT..and ..STEAMY...good luck in the contest Mr. Cockenballs.
Mzhuny - Thanks! I hope the heat and steam helped warm ya' up a bit


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
4/9/2006 8:57 am

    Quoting rm_titsandtires:
    good luck in the contest. Mr cockenballs sound as if he's been busy, eh?

    tires
Hey tires, thanks for checking it out. Unfortunately, Mr. Cockenballs is never busy enough!


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
4/23/2006 9:39 pm

Damn! I've been horny and worked up all day! This put me over the edge!!! More please!!!!!!!!!!!

Whisper...


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
4/24/2006 9:24 am

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    Damn! I've been horny and worked up all day! This put me over the edge!!! More please!!!!!!!!!!!

    Whisper...
Ahh Whisper, it makes my day to have "helped" you over the edge...just wish I could have helped you with a more intimate touch! My pleasure to give you more...hope you don't mind my "slow" hands...I'll try to increase my pace


Christabel168 44F

5/8/2006 9:30 am

"So, what are you doing this afternoon?" ...and that's another story..."

Touring any where? Maybe Green Bay... Door County? It has great golf courses...


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
5/9/2006 10:16 am

    Quoting Christabel168:
    "So, what are you doing this afternoon?" ...and that's another story..."

    Touring any where? Maybe Green Bay... Door County? It has great golf courses... >
I tour GB and the FRV area almost every month (only occasionally DC)...any golf courses with a mysterious secret garden to explore? Or, would I see Christabel in the midnight woods beneath a huge oak tree, a fairy with red round cheeks (and freckle kissed skin) that always finds and never seeks?


Christabel168 44F

5/10/2006 8:21 am

    Quoting rm_clitoral_man:
    I tour GB and the FRV area almost every month (only occasionally DC)...any golf courses with a mysterious secret garden to explore? Or, would I see Christabel in the midnight woods beneath a huge oak tree, a fairy with red round cheeks (and freckle kissed skin) that always finds and never seeks?
funny how many balls you find in those woods off of golf courses..


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
5/11/2006 9:12 am

    Quoting Christabel168:
    funny how many balls you find in those woods off of golf courses..

    >
I really need to explore the woods more to see who finds my balls


Christabel168 44F

5/11/2006 10:27 pm

    Quoting rm_clitoral_man:
    I really need to explore the woods more to see who finds my balls
you should... just beware of the wild animals in there... mmm

could be dangerous


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
5/12/2006 6:39 am

    Quoting Christabel168:
    you should... just beware of the wild animals in there... mmm

    could be dangerous
lol! I'm more dangerous in the woods than wild animals...besides, some wild animals taste sooo good...how can I resist them?


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