Ahhh....the Language of Love....  

rm_chucka95 58M
13 posts
3/1/2005 6:37 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ahhh....the Language of Love....

Just for fun, here is a sampling of some of my favorite "pick-up" lines to be found in the chat-rooms.

"Hey, anybody looking for 10-inches? I can go for hours..." Gotta love big dicks

"I looked at your profile and you're really close to me. Want me to come over?" geographical closeness beats personality and looks every time

"You won't be disappointed." Yes you will

"Any ladies wanna hook-up this morning?" Sure, every lady wants a total stranger to come over at 3-am for random sex

"Let's meet for a drink and go from there..."translation--I buy you a drink and you blow me

"Oral expert here, any ladies looking to have their pussies licked?" I'd like to meet the guy who says they're NOT good at oral sex

"Any ladies in the 213, 818, 909 area codes looking for fun tonight? you might have better success random dialing through thoses area codes.

"This place is a sausage factory..." usually a comment made by frustrated person who tried the lines above without success.

Cathy_Dave 54M/54F

3/2/2005 5:38 am

Good ones.....lol.....have heard them all......lol.....Don't know why guys mention their ten inch cock.....seems almost every guy on line has at least ten inches so there is no point mentioning it......it is also amazing how almost every guy on line is the best pussy licker....has the best stamina.....is the best fuck a woman could ever have.....even for us married women......lol.....oh well....I guess being on line is just a place for some men, and some women for that matter,to believe their own fantasy.....lol.....Cathy

SigEp4U 42M

3/2/2005 6:23 am

Hey some of those are pretty funny...

Just surfin through... have a good day.


Priapeo 46M

7/22/2005 5:02 pm

There are so many 10" guys in AdultFriendFinder that one after the other their cocks could cover the distance from here to mars (and hopefully their owners would remain there).

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