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Today I tell a joke,
A man walks into a tavern. He looks over at the piano and there is a man that is about 12 inches tall playing it.
He thinks to himself, thats odd, but goes to the bar anyway. He ask the barkeep for a beer. The barkeep pours him a beer and takes the mans money.
The man noticed that the barkeep looked a little down.
"Excuse me", said the man.
"What do you want, I am busy", exclamed the barkeep.
"You looked like you where upset about something, I was just wonder what was bothering you?", ask the man
"Well I am upset, I got this lamp right here and, well you know what, you can have it. I don't need it any more." handing the lamp to the man.
"Oh wow, you sure?", he asks
"Yes I am sure." says the barkeep.
So the man takes the lamp and begins to rub it, and out pops a Genie.
"I am the Genie of this lamp, you may have three wishes my master!"
The guy thinks for a second and then asks,
"I want a million bucks", he says proudly
"Your wish has been granted", bellows the Genie.
Just then all these ducks start to walk in the door of the tavern filling the place.
"Wait a minute, I didn't ask for a million ducks you stupid Genie, I asked for a million bucks!", the man exclaims angerly.
Just then the bar keep say's very loudly "And like it really asked for a 12 inch pianist!"