Profile-Blog switcheroo  

rm_chislut 42F
1534 posts
6/15/2006 1:29 pm

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10/28/2007 11:57 am

Profile-Blog switcheroo


I've changed my profile. My profile is now what I'd once posted earlier here with a couple of edits.

But, I grew attached to my old profile, so I'm putting it here as a post.

That's all. Nothing too exciting.

Profile for chislut
Intellectual Academic who is somewhat shy at first fantasizes about being a slut.

If I believed in the concept of nymphomania, I'd say that I suffer from it. As it is, I'll just say that I think about sex almost constantly.

I am *only* interested in email communication AT FIRST. No IM. No chat. No, "hi how are you let's fuck."

My Ideal Person:
I know it's not fair. Women have a huge advantage over guys here, which means we can be picky. So I'm going to be just that.

I am submissive, so I'm looking for someone who's dominant. I am not submissive to just anyone, though.
I'm kinky. At least I am compared to the majority of people. So, I'm looking for someone else who is kinky, too.
I'm picky about intelligence. Completely ungrammatical and misspelled emails are unlikely to get a response from me.
I'm picky about looks. I know that's not fair. Lots of people don't find me attractive either. I don't think it's personal. So send a photo (doesn't have to be one in which you'd be recognizable/identifiable), please, if there's not already one in your profile.
I'm a little bit picky about age, but if you "give good email" and are attractive (to me), and have compatible kinks, age is the least important factor.

The rest of my (long) profile I've kept the same because A) sometimes it gets the kind of response I like to get and I wrote it *while* I was very horny and so it's authentic in its own way.
Someone who's actually read my profile. Someone who can spell. Lack of those two qualities are "deal-breakers."

Let me know what kind of fantasies you have. Don't tell me what you think a woman wants to hear. Tell me what really turns you on.

A sample of what I'd like to tell you about:

I want to be one special guy's slut who he shares with his buddies. That is a major fantasy of mine. Of course, since I'm still only dreaming of becoming a true slut, I'll need your help in learning how to be one.

Pinch, tease and bite my nipples. I'll tell you a secret. If a guy manages to get a hold of one of my nipples, teasing it, flicking it, squeezing it... my legs automatically open and my hips start rocking back and forth. It's completely a reflex and I can't stop it from happening.

I love sucking cock and think that the taste of cum is the best taste in the world. .... Even writing that down makes my mouth water (not to mention my dripping cunt.) Would you let me feast on your hard cock while on my knees? Your hands in my hair... calling me the slut that I am? Then letting me taste every last drop of your cum?

Write me if this gets your delicious cock hard...

I'm getting wet thinking about telling you the things that I want to do and the things I could never tell anyone I know in my "real" life that I've done...

buddhamike 105M
7006 posts
6/15/2006 2:16 pm

Great post, I envy they guy who impresses you.

Now I'll go take that cold shower!!


rm_chislut replies on 6/15/2006 6:24 pm:
Does that actually work? A cold shower? Why not just masturbate instead? Wouldn't that be more fun? I think too much.

Ah, a guy who impresses me... that's becoming more difficult here. I'm becoming jaded. One reason I'm taking a break from meeting people right now.

rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
6/15/2006 2:44 pm

Oh yessssssss Yin Goddess

Your energy speaks to my lingham and chakras...


rm_chislut replies on 6/15/2006 6:26 pm:
Damn. And all this time I've been sending my BODY to language classes... my energy's been going and learning new languages behind my back! No wonder I'm always tired.

KC_JJ 53M

6/15/2006 7:19 pm

You must still be completely getting bombarded with email with a profile like that.

I like it. It's fun and interesting. No BS or time wastage and to the point.

I'll now have to fish for the real profile with Google since I've still not become a paying member. (which also means I can't make a contribution to the mega-barrage of email)

I also like how you get the general idea going that the whole thing is sort of a work in progress which needs someone to help cultivate and develop it.

Quite a brain child of a project you've got going there. It seems there should be someone out there with a similar/compatible set of high ideals. I think that's where it scores a lot of points for me. In the "attempt to actualize high ideals" department. Nothing great ever happens without a good share of that.

MMM [ MMM


rm_chislut replies on 6/16/2006 10:59 am:
What I posted above is what my profile _used_ to be. Now, it's this, Huh?. Pretty much, anyway.

gentile_sadico 51M
1368 posts
6/15/2006 7:29 pm

I'm becoming jaded. One reason I'm taking a break from meeting people right now.

jaded at your age?, i didn't think that would happen so fast...


rm_chislut replies on 6/16/2006 11:00 am:
LOL! No, just jaded with AdultFriendFinder. And I know myself. It will fade and I'll be all optimistic and gung-ho again soon.

AGNJoe1 46M

6/15/2006 7:51 pm

Well, if that's the case, and I've been trying to pursue you for a while now...do I qualify or not?

AGN Joe


rm_chislut replies on 6/22/2006 1:47 pm:
I don't understand the question. Qualify...?

rm_onlineparty 33M
23 posts
6/16/2006 8:07 am

You have to love that Profile hehe . I'm with Buddhamike on taking that cold shower after reading that. Hehe it might not work the best but it does take you mind of it lol. Chislut is great at writing for the people who have not relised this aready. I realy think you should take up writing storys as a hobby, i'm sure you would be great at it.


rm_chislut replies on 6/16/2006 11:02 am:
Thanks. I think it might be a bit more my topics of choice than my writing talent that you like, but I thank you anyway.

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
6/16/2006 7:41 pm

Hmmm....

this seems vaguely familiar...oh baaah!! I must've somehow taken a teasing crack at this profile in a previous life

Why you'd want to change it, I know not... long profiles are SO back this season, like do-rags and UBER HUGE sunglasses...like...oh mahhh gawwwd!



Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


rm_chislut replies on 6/22/2006 1:47 pm:
Why'd I change it? Cuz it was no longer totally accurate, silly!

AGNJoe1 46M

6/16/2006 9:14 pm

Ok I saw your other post about size matters and let me guess...if I lost some of the weight, you might be more attracted to me, right? Was I the guy you were referring to in the post?

Could you let me know? Because if that is the case...shoot me a message and we can talk about it, alright?

AGN Joe


rm_chislut replies on 6/22/2006 1:48 pm:
No.

No.

No.

No.

RealCassanova 41M

6/17/2006 10:15 pm

So how does someone get in touch with you on here? I mean those of us who are not premium members.... Check out my profile, and if you are interested let me know....


rm_chislut replies on 6/22/2006 1:49 pm:
Mmmmm.... either you don't. Or you buy a membership. Or... I'm not sure. I know I've gotten emails from non-premium members, though, so it must be possible somehow.

chooseme60050 68M
3 posts
6/20/2006 6:36 pm

Hmmmm...! Should have read your blog before I spent 45 minutes writing a very risqué and challenging email to you, only to get your auto reply, which I must admit was the best auto reply I have ever received.

So, I'll comment here on your blog. You're gorgeous, have a perfect body, young, in your sexual prime, extraordinarly intelligent and love to make love in all capacities. You're a dream come true for any man. Unfortunatly, most of us men let our little head do the thinking for our big head when it comes to writing to women. We don't consider the intelligence factor in women. Most of us don't even have an intelligence factor. I can understand why you're jaded. But I'm also sure you'll be back. You're appear to be just too sexually advanced to be gone long and not fulfill your fantasies.

PS - Being uninhibited is a good thing. And truly you are that.


rm_chislut replies on 6/22/2006 1:50 pm:
Sorry about that. It WAS a good email, though.

And thanks for what you said here. I *am* still taking a break from AdultFriendFinder, but I can't seem to stay away from the blogs...

Yeah, I'll be back eventually.

Discreet2enjoy 45M
30 posts
6/20/2006 9:48 pm

CHI!
>>>> Pinch, tease and bite my nipples. I'll tell you a secret. If a guy manages to get a hold of one of my nipples, teasing it, flicking it, squeezing it... my legs automatically open and my hips start rocking back and forth. It's completely a reflex and I can't stop it from happening.

I love sucking cock and think that the taste of cum is the best taste in the world. .... Even writing that down makes my mouth water (not to mention my dripping cunt.) Would you let me feast on your hard cock while on my knees? Your hands in my hair... calling me the slut that I am? Then letting me taste every last drop of your cum?

Write me if this gets your delicious cock hard...

I'm getting wet thinking about telling you the things that I want to do and the things I could never tell anyone I know in my "real" life that I've done...

MY IMAGINATION IS RUNNING WILD HERE!!! WOAH!!! GOTTA GO JUMP THE WIFE!
P.S. WOULD LOVE TO BE A FRIEND WITH ALOT OF BENEFITS!!!! HEH HEH!


AGNJoe1 46M

6/22/2006 7:46 pm

chi, look...

First off, I want to apolgize for my tone in my blog I posted and to let you know...the anger was not intended towards you or anyone in particular.

The post was not directed towards you to say that you were being mean to me in any way.

And yes, the last time someone here played games with me, someone sent a hateful message to that person, and that person I was at one time interested in then sent me a message back asking me to nip it in the bud, which I did. Which is why I didn't want to say your name.

I never meant to say that you were not honest. It just that I was somewhat frustrated that you didn't respond to me, and yes, maybe it was somewhat juvenile. So I'm asking you to please accept my apology.
And since I NOW know your feelings towards me, this will be the last time I bother you, hence, I will leave you alone.

I'm sorry your grumpy, and wish you nothing but the best in your future endeavours.

AGN Joe


rm_LUV269U7512 42M
3 posts
6/24/2006 4:57 pm

Just a couple things....
First and foremost, You are absolutely beautiful. It is so rare to find a woman with intellect and beauty who expresses herself the way you do. Maybe when you decide that you're looking again, we'll get a chance to meet.

And last but not least

AGNjoe1... Please stop my man, your lookin like your begging for mercy here. LMAO


PussyLicker680 40M

7/3/2006 7:51 am

I think the reason you are trying to stay away is because you're not happy with what you've found on the Web site. Many people can talk a good game but a woman knows what she knows when she knows it...plain and simople. And you kow you don't want to get to know any of these jackasses better. You're body will tell you what's right and your heart will follow. Is the blog is a way for you to keep looking without looking? The chances of finding that man who will stimulate your mind and fuck the shit out of you may have just gotten much better.

Hi, my name's Scott and I think we have a lot in common.


rm_sciliansrock 63M

8/21/2006 5:51 pm

hi would love me and my olders take u away and treat u like a slut we r close to park ridge so we can do u all the time trust me ull nevr want to leave us hope to hear from u johnny


extratime1947 69M
1 post
8/28/2006 6:24 pm

Guys-----you're not seeing the forest for the trees here. The author is NOT submissive. she is Soooooo..... in control. You need to be able to separate creative writing fantasies from what is real !! Do you really think one woman or man can push every button on you to make you respond? Only in your fantasies !! Fantasies are what get most all of us through the daily grind of life. Just know when to move on-----YOU are not the one she is going to pick! It's a damn good one, but IT'S A FANTASY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


fckmeimirish2 40M

11/2/2006 12:00 pm

I sent you an E-mail ... but I didn't really get too graphoc on my fantasies. I thought that I would save that for a little later. I can tell you this much, though. I will use you in some terrible and delicious ways whould our paths cross for more than just coffee.

Shawn


MuddyFleetRaved 39M/37F

2/10/2007 1:51 pm

You really are living up to your rep, thought we are excited to one day meet you...Great blog, great frickin albums!!! Be in touch...


rm_sgttreb 63M
1 post
2/27/2007 10:13 am

HI CHI!
Enjoyed reading your blog! You are indeed a beautiful sexy young lady!
I am impressed by your intelligence and by your candid description of your hot wet fantasies. Of course I would love to take your slender shapely body in my arms and fondle your sexy breasts and suck on your firm nipples in hopes of seeing your hips start to rock. My erection firms as you spread your legs, inviting my hungry fingers to reach down and delight in the delicious discovery of warm wettnes dripping.
I sink to my knees and start lapping your oozing juices. I cannot resist plunging my warm tongue into your hot pussy, and sucking your throbbing clit. END


1QuietBlonde 56M
2095 posts
3/31/2007 4:31 pm

Whew! i became hard at about half way through the second paragraph of your profile you're a hottie!


AegisChessDeity 46M

6/17/2007 6:35 pm

I can understand being jaded with AdultFriendFinder.
I feel the same way, I'm sure. Only you are most likely jaded because you get bombarded with so many e-mails from guys that would do or say anything to get your attention. I myself am getting jaded with AdultFriendFinder because an honest for real guy like myself can't catch a break and actually meet or even get a message from a woman like you. Hell the guys out number the women on here probably 10 to 1 and half of them are probably married and shouldn't be looking anyway. Anyway, my question to you is what is a honest and for real guy suppose to door say to stand out and get your attention?
I sent you what I though was a e-mail that was sure to get a response. Any chance you even read it?


rm_chislut replies on 6/21/2007 10:19 am:
I guarantee I read ALL the emails I get. I just don't respond to that many.... and the last couple of months I haven't responded to any at all, I don't think. (See my latest blog post for why.)

rm_conwaydaw72 44M

10/9/2007 8:19 pm

Coming to Chicago for a trade show October 10th and looking for some fun at night. give me a hollar


rm_meceper3 41M

10/27/2007 3:38 pm

Hi Chi Slut

You know I met a friend of yours but she wanted something else and so did I, A woman that I can have and a woman I can share, someone that will go to a club with me and a guy looks her way, I will go up to him and ask him if he wants to fuck her, I like the possibility of going to a glory hole and fucking you from behind while you suck numerous dicks. What can I say I like to watch.


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