Cheatsheet ...  

rm_chislut 42F
1534 posts
5/23/2006 1:47 pm

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Cheatsheet ...


... on how to make chislut cum :

Nipples. My nipples are key. Play with them. Roll them between your fingers. Lick them, suck them, gently bite them. Flick your tongue over them. Have I gotten my point across? My nipples are like magic 'on' buttons.

Talk dirty to me.
TELL me what you're going to do to me. Or have me do to you. Tell me if you like what I'm doing. Tell me what you wish you could do to me or have me do. Call me names -- whore, cumslut, bitch -- be creative.

Cum in my mouth. Ok, I realize this isn't always convenient, depending on what's going on when you're ready to cum. And just cumming in my mouth isn't going to make me cum all by itself. But if I'm close, this can push me over the edge.

Let me be on top. Or bent over something -- a bed, a couch, a table -- while you fuck me from behind.

A vibrator? Actually, I've never tried this. But, I assume using a vibrator on my clit *with* a guy would work just as well as when I use it *alone*.

MAYBE oral sex. Most of the time, though, no. I'll explain. C'mon you knew I couldn't write just a simple list, didn't you? If a guy goes down on me I spend way too much effort worrying to ever relax enough to cum. I worry that he finds it distasteful (no pun intended?) and is just doing it because "everyone knows" that all women like it. I worry that it's taking too long for me to cum so he's getting tired. It all boils down to, I don't believe he really WANTS to be eating me. And that makes me not be able to relax. HOWEVER -- there was one guy I dated who convinced me that he actually liked it. He made me feel like *I* was doing *him* a favor by letting him do it. (Which, actually, IS how I felt about it.) And OMG he made me cum. Hard. Yeah, I had no problem whatsoever letting him do THAT again. Another guy recently accomplished the same thing. Anyway, I asked my ex once exactly what it was he did down there that worked. Cuz, really, I couldn't tell. Since this is a cheatsheet, I'll pass on what he said. He said he would get my clit between his teeth -- YES, his teeth -- and flick back and forth with his tongue. He'd tease me by being rhythmic and then change the rhythm and finally just continue at a rhythm until I came.

Don't STOP! See, if a woman says "Don't stop," she means it. She doesn't mean "go faster." Or "change the pace of what you're doing." Or "harder." Or "softer." She means "KEEP DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" Even if you feel like you're about to pass out. Or cramp up. Just a few more seconds. Maybe a minute. Ok? Please? Thanks.

Did I mention my nipples?

Tell me if I have to be quiet. I'm noisy. Most of the time. Grunts and moans. I've had guys suddenly cover my mouth to make me be quiet, which *does* shut me up -- because then I feel like I'm supposed to be ashamed. Which just turns me off. I know that's irrational. It's usually just that I didn't realize they don't want their neighbor or roommate or, I don't know, dog to hear us having sex. The point being, just let me know if I have to be quiet; don't panic and cover my mouth. Which reminds me of another point...

Do not be ashamed of having sex with me. Or, at the very least, try to hide it from me. So you met me on a sex site? So what? Don't create these obstacles to get around just to ensure that no one could possibly see us together. (Notice that on my profile I do NOT list "discrete relationships" as something I'm looking for.) If someone does see us and wants to know who I am, I'm someone you met online. What's the big deal? Because if you *are* ashamed to be seen with me, I can't help but take that as a judgement of me personally. That you wouldn't want to be associated with someone who LOOKS like me, mainly. And that makes me think that you want to have sex only because you want to have sex and not because you want to have sex with ME. Which leads to...

Be turned on by me. Yup. It's totally circular, but if you're turned on my ME then I'LL be turned on and be much more likely to cum.

Be rough as opposed to gentle. I want to feel like I'm being used. For your pleasure. I want to feel like, of course you're a nice guy, but you're so turned on that you just can't help yourself. You HAVE to have me. Now. THIS way. (Whichever way "this" is.)

Dominate me. (Ack, I can't help myself... which would make you "dominaNT" not "dominaTE". Ok. End of spelling lesson.) Same reasons as above I think. Not that reasons really matter. Tell me what to do. Tell me if I'm doing something wrong or you want something done differently. (Tell me if I'm doing good, too! There's something about being told "Good girl" in a sexual situation that really gets to me.) MAKE me be your slut. (Ahem, in case it's not obvious, I don't mean REAL force here. BDSM usually involves safe words and if we were to really be getting into the kind of thing where "no" doesn't mean "no" then I'd negotiate safe words. For general play, though, an annoyed "cut it out!" from me usually works.)

Ok. That's enough. That should do it. If I keep typing I'll end up getting into specific fantasies, which was not the point of this post.

Please print out and post next to the furniture of your choice for fucking. Review frequently. You will be tested on this material at a later time.

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
5/23/2006 2:52 pm

I really don't hink I'll need it but I'll CCP it to my email, just in case someone needs it in a hurry

If a guy printed something like this out for me, I'm such a perfectionist, I would want to reference it. But then again, I hate being told what to do, so I'd probably just get pissed off.

Besides, half the fun is making discoveries on my own and surprising a few men along the way.


rm_chislut replies on 5/23/2006 3:12 pm:
Ack! I *really* didn't mean to sound like I'm telling anyone what to do!

Ahem, let me amend:

Hey, guys, these are just friendly suggestions! For your reading pleasure. Feel free to improvise. If you don't want any suggestions, just ignore this. (Uhm, except for the nipples part. Don't ignore that part. Please?)

Whew. I think that's better.

sassy1296 51F

5/23/2006 3:03 pm

I love this post and how your able to state what you want and how you want.


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
5/23/2006 3:59 pm

LOL! Finally something we can really, really agree on!! SOmething we have in common! Please guys don't forget the nips!


expatbrit49 62M

5/23/2006 4:35 pm

Hmm... hand over the mouth, now thats one I hadnt thought of, if I need her to be quite I find that putting my cock in her mouth usually works just fine for both of us

The rest seems pretty spot on for most women I have been with

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_chislut replies on 5/23/2006 5:16 pm:
Sounds like a good solution to me!

Hey, are you calling me average? Hmmph.

CrashnBern 58F

5/23/2006 5:08 pm

YEAH BUT WE AREN'T ALL THE SAME......


rm_chislut replies on 5/23/2006 5:18 pm:
Oh, absolutely.

That's why it's only a cheatsheet for ME, not for all women.

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
5/23/2006 5:13 pm

Nipples---- DUUR I knew that!!

(even though I don't REALLY know thee....BUUT I know through first hand experience and even second hand, fingers, and tongue...that it is possible' to make a woman "pop one off" just by playin' with her nipples....fun fun fun!

Talk dirty to me--- ummm.... WORDsmith...heelllloooo?? Seriously, my written erotic "adventures" are full'o'these spoken shanangins!!

Let me be on top. Or bent over something -- let you?? Goood...I like the proper respect you've shown in that statement LOL

A vibrator?--- Oh yessssss....idle hands (and tools) are the deevil's fuck shop.... with all his little fuck demon elves!!

MAYBE oral sex--- MAYBE?? No no...I'll decide if it's a maybe or not lol

"C'mon you knew I couldn't write just a simple list, didn't you?"

Unfortunately, yes, why I bothered to put out...my peepers for this post, gawd only knows LOL

Don't STOP---- I'll remember you typed that !

Tell me if I have to be quiet--- with which naughty handle though?? the edger Fuck toy, the retro bitch and slut, or the esoterically minded Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck?? LOL

Do not be ashamed of having sex with me---- only if I have to consumate the realationship in front of your fuckin' beeny baby dolls...that might make me a might "miffed" to say the least! lol

Be rough---- My pimp cane and boisterous backhand was insured by Lloyds of London....'tis the gold standard babe

Dominate me------ uhhh....DID I SAY YOU COULD KEEP TYPING ALL THIS SHIT BOO BOO KITTY FUCK??

I DON'T THINK SO!!

Wordy don't play d'at PATAAAOOOW!! *SMACK ASS*

In other words, Be "the man" in the monkey love session...yesss...I got it, dotted it, and shot it everywhere thank you!

"You will be tested on this material at a later time. "

Ummm nooo waaay!!

Dom Vader Wordy doesn't think so...he thinks he's already ready for the "understudy" program....He requires you to "go over" his "work"

And now Dom Vader Wordy has left this blog....nothing more to see people, SCRAM!! Show's over!

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


rm_chislut replies on 5/24/2006 7:10 pm:
**shaking my head in wonderment**

**speechless**

moviestarwriter 36M

5/23/2006 7:36 pm

Well, I told you I wanted to do all of that to you, but you told me you were looking for something else. Relationship or one night stand, I want it! I'm tired of having to make MYSELF cum as of late. I can't even fantasize over your picture anymore because I have the feeling I'll never get it from you.: I do love nipples more than anything on girls, and I'd say there'd be no way we wouldn't hit it off in bed since yours are more than big enough to satisfy my lust. How about a chance?


AGNJoe1 46M

5/23/2006 9:28 pm

Ok...

Well chi...I just came all over the monitor reading that.

Now I need a towel.



AGN Joe


rm_chislut replies on 5/24/2006 5:23 am:
Hope the monitor is ok. Is that covered by insurance? Is that considered a natural disaster or an Act of God?

2hard2betrue 42M

5/23/2006 9:37 pm

I'm printing this out and making two copies. One for my nightstand and one that's wallet-sized


rm_chislut replies on 5/24/2006 5:24 am:
Wallet sized? My, what good eyes you have!

rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
5/23/2006 10:26 pm

Good luck.... I hope you find all you are looking for..


rm_onlineparty 33M
23 posts
5/23/2006 11:10 pm

Crislut realy knows how to write a good blog, Going to be hearing about her writeing sex noval, or love storys in the furute im sure , It good to know what you want and what you dont want. It show that you are confident and are comfortable in your own skin. Im sure after reading this most people are going out and making there own cheet sheets, I know I am . For me nothing better then haveing a women on the bathroom sink or a dresser,(i'm a taller person so bring them up to my height.)


danteszippo 52M
3873 posts
5/24/2006 12:38 am

I love the bent over part, doggy style is my favorite...and just for the record, I love a pussy on my mouth, it turns me on licking a woman. Its such a turn on especially when she cums with me down there betwen her legs. just typing it made me want to...


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
5/24/2006 6:26 am

Awesome post Chislut!

"You will be tested on this material at a later time."...Hmm, I hope it's not a written exam...I've only been studying for hands-on/practical and oral exams...will there be extra credit for nipple stimulation skills?


cheddarguy60 56M
50 posts
5/24/2006 5:03 pm

Wow.
Knowing yourself is half the battle in life.
Being able to articulate it to others is outstanding.
To do so in such an, uhhh, effective way is remarkable.
Count me in the fan club!


rm_expect_humor 44M

5/24/2006 10:14 pm

In a modest defense of oral sex... Those with a passion for it are the ones that make it work...

Good writing... Whore.

D


MoonRise9 58M

6/12/2006 5:38 am

A little instruction goes a long way, and is always appreciated by me.


rm_tmanner 44M

3/29/2007 6:12 pm

Do you ever have someone say something funny or do something funny that makes you laugh during sex. I love to make little jokes and make my partners laugh during sex. I think this takes alot of pressure off each other to perform. I mean the whole point is to have fun and I do by doing or saying something funny. What do you think about that?


craving_boobies 40M

4/9/2007 11:06 am

i think we could be a good match for some fun my dear...


DoctorBooty 35M  
5762 posts
10/13/2007 5:40 pm

oh, i'm in love!


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