some jokes  

rm_chill57 34F
178 posts
3/28/2006 5:33 am

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6/1/2006 5:33 am

some jokes


Mom to her notorious girl: Tell me the name of the bastard, who made
you pregnant.
Girl: Hey mom, after eating a dozen bananas, can u tell which one made you
fat?
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Women is the best vehicle in the world.
Front - 2 bumpers!
Back - 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits!

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**Season Dhamaka**
Send your girlfriend to me and get a child free..
Hurry! First 10 lucky winners will get twins.
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Q: What do you do on mother's day?
A: Help girls in becoming mothers.
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MAN TO PRIEST: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED I USUALLY READ
DIRTY JOKES AND VIEW PICTURES OF GIRLS ON MY MOBILE
PRIEST:FOWARD UR SINS TO ME!
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What's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?

1) both are hot.
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
But behind a SATISFIED woman, there are several EXHAUSTED men...
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Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.

So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.
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A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
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Teacher : What do you want to become????
Sam : Doctor...!!!!!
Teacher : Why????
Sam : Bcoz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes & ask her Husband to pay 4 it....!!!!
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John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with granny?"
Grandpa: "Yes,but only oral."
John says: "What is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say Fuck you, and she says: Fuck you 2."
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Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suit
case!
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Who is stronger man/woman?
A. woman, coz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts
only 2 stones and that with help of a crane.
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Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent
pregnancy.
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Why are the condoms transparent ?
So that the sperm can atleast enjoy the scenery!
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REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me
bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP.
Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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rm_lucky125125 47M
91 posts
3/28/2006 6:27 am


gnr8nrg 45M

3/28/2006 7:08 am

Hi Chill Thank you for stopping by my blog. I like the crane and Grandpa jokes the best.


methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
3/29/2006 1:54 am

Lmbao you really made my day chill.......


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