ashes to ashes  

rm_chill57 35F
178 posts
2/17/2006 5:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

ashes to ashes


Bertha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him."Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" And, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money! Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?
...... Here it comes!"

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
2/17/2006 6:31 am

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........LMAO

Purry {=}

Purry


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
2/20/2006 12:51 am

lmbao.....


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