The Book of Cheezy Come On Lines - Part I  

rm_cheekyBrat 54F
26 posts
6/12/2005 2:58 pm

Last Read:
2/10/2008 1:08 pm

The Book of Cheezy Come On Lines - Part I

ok guys... listen up! I've talked to soooo many guys who whine that they can't meet anyone here, or that girls wont go to IM or Private with them.. if you go into the chat rooms...here are a few (ok more than a few) of the things you shouldn't use hoping to pick up a lady... but ..hey... you may get lucky and pick up some undesireable who will "come-do-ya" and hopefully drop her penicillin bottle as she rushes out the door.

The Book of Cheeze

* Hi..anyone wanna cyber? (oh yaaaaa baby)

* Anyone wanna see my {insert size}inch dick?

* Hi All Im Horny (duh!!!)

* 19/m with large thick dick who wants me?

* Ladies, who wants to suck my dick? (oh pick mee)

*u look like u need a real man to sex u up real good a nice hard passionette fuck

*is that a mirror between your legs cos i can see my face down there tonight

*would any of the Ladies here like my services?

*any horny women out there near lansing?

* "cookie looking for some nookie" ,

oK THATS JUST A FEW CUT N PASTED FROM ONE DAYS CHAT... FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THE LIST......


AmberSolaire 42M

6/12/2005 6:21 pm

You stole my best lines.Damn, care to suggest some alternatives.Oh by the way welcome to blogtopia.


gemini0157 59M  
6842 posts
6/13/2005 8:27 am

You must be new to this site.... Better get used to it!...Because they are not going to listen. Plus, they would be as shocked as you if a real girl actually took them up on it. Have fun!


rm_cheekyBrat 54F
17 posts
6/18/2005 12:22 pm

why thanks for the welcome... this whole blog thing is definitely new to me..adds a whole new trail to stumble down in AdultFriendFinder. Ive been on this site for probably 3 years... so no I wouldn't say I'm new, and no not even the "cheeziest" of lines shock me anymore. I just wonder how any guys get anywhere with some of their lines is all. Ive always joked with my chat buddies...that Im going to publish a book of the "Cheeziest Come-On Lines on AdultFriendFinder", although I'm finding I dont really have the time to put that encyclopedia into print. To answer your question about suggesting a good line, I think a simple "Hello ___ I liked your profile, or nice pic on profile" is a good start. We ladies love a compliment...... so work with that fella's.


rm_letsplay6952 64M

6/30/2005 11:26 pm

Yes, I agree with the simple, nice comment is best, also I think it is important that you point out in the comment something that you actually read... in the profile. lol.... So few people actually read them. I enjoy reading them. I can pick out lots of personality info in the way they write, words used, spelling and grammar.


rm_grubrarinpo 40M

11/25/2005 9:41 pm

My dear,

The simplest way of meeting people is to be the true yourself. Do not pretend to be what you are not.

Hopefully, everyone will find a match soon or later.

Wish you very best.


goalie1950 66M
28 posts
1/14/2011 2:56 pm

Well you are one of the many ladies that are not just interested in a man's penis, you actually want to know what he looks like, and deside if you want to meet them.

I understand the need for some people to show off they private parts but not just them a face is more helpful in desiding tomeet with someone than a picture of a pussy or penis, at least that what I think.


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