The quick little emails non-members should be able to send...  

rm_cant_be_true 38M
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1/13/2006 12:10 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The quick little emails non-members should be able to send...

I was thinking about that whole winks and hot list thing a little more and I didn't want to sound like I was just complaining without offering up some solutions, so here they are...

1. Make the whole site free! Woo hoo! I know this isn't going to happen, but if there is a slight chance that nobody ever thought of mentioning this to the person(s) who started this site up, and they never pondered that either, I figured I should state the obvious.

2. Since the winks and hot lists things kind of freak me out a tad, they should change what they allow you to send...

Instead of "Eye8HornyNipples has just added you to their hot list" you should get "Eye8HornyNipples has just added you to their crank bank," or "Eye8HornyNipples has just requested a restraining order from you," maybe even "Eye8HornyNipples has just polished off a bottle of vodka and is under the delusion that this note is somehow going to turn you on and make you appear sans clothing at the front door willing to do whatever humiliating things they have in their sick and twisted minds."

And instead of "WeirdLookingTinyMushroom has just sent you a wink," you should get "WeirdLookingTinyMushroom has severe emotional problems," or "WeirdLookingTinyMushroom has just molested a child," or maybe even "Someone who prefers that you do not see them is following you around and just waiting for you to be alone before they jump out and show you how much they love you, so get out your pepper spray... P.S. Don't tell them we told you but it's WeirdLookingTinyMushroom."

Granted if a woman ever gets intoxicated enough to send me a wink I'm going to take it as "_________ can tell by your massive silhouette that you are a scholar and a gentleman and therefore must be amazing in bed."

Or if a woman ever takes pity on me and adds me to their hot list I'm going to take it as "_________ fantasizes about you night and day. In fact she hasn't slept since she first saw your silhouette, and won't unless you please, please send her a wink at least."

Just saying

rm_cant_be_true 38M

1/14/2006 5:18 am

Hey living with psycho bitch doesn't always have to be bad, I heard that psycho bitch is into some kinky stuff

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