Potty Humor  

rm_cant_be_true 38M
431 posts
1/24/2006 4:24 pm

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5/11/2006 6:05 am

Potty Humor


I feel as if I do my best work on the toilet. I don't think that my work is shitty there, but that it's good shit... THE SHIT even. Fine maybe it's not really "work" more like fecal matter vacating the premises, but I feel as if my thoughts are creative and intelligent. And I'm able to read books that don't even have pictures and actually understand the words, even like the four sylabol ones, sadly though it doesn't improve my spelling. So I'm thinking maybe I should take this shit on the road. Like install a toilet in my vehicle and increase my thinking power ever time I drive. I mean traffic is already pretty shitty (maybe un-pretty shitty would be better), so it would help me think of some other shit that's more mind-expanding and bladder reducing at the same time. Actually to me that kind of sounds like an informercial. But wait, there's more... the new "cant_be_true mobile flush-master 3000" will not only let you sit and shit in traffic, the new catapult will allow you to air-mail some crap to the asshole that just cut you off. The "cant_be_true mobile flush-master 3000" is really taking shit to new elevations. One satisfied customer says, "Shit? This can't be true? Shit! This is true, thanks cant_be_true mobile flush-master 3000!" Act now and for no additional cost you'll recieve the "cant_be_true piss-shield wipers." Let that asshole in the convertable know that today was the day to leave the top up because it's raining yellow discipline all over his parade.

Wow, something seriously has to be wrong with me, I hope I never find out what it is.

mmmslick 105F

5/5/2006 4:55 pm

BOO .....

So, its the weekend ...[any plans ??]

And i forgot, in my other comments to wish you a good one...

So, my Sweet Chewy Sweet.....Have a wonderful weekend...[have loads of fun, relax and enjoy, be well and happy]....and maybe, miss me, just a little....


rm_cant_be_true 38M

5/6/2006 6:07 am

hehehe... a new one huh? well just a disclaimer, i may not always be able to respond to every comment you leave... trust me i most certainly want to but may not be able too, unless of course we start emailing each other...

weekend plans? start to celebrate my bday i guess, it's next week and i will be away, nothing too exciting, how about you?

it's always a good one when i can re-read your comments
that way i don't have to miss you, i can just think of something in my head (really i do have a brain) and then try to think of how you would respond, it's a great game, really enjoyable


mmmslick 105F

5/6/2006 9:02 pm

Its a great game ...... sigh , how often do you get my reply's right ??

Are my comments becoming to many ?? or are you just trying to lure me into you e-mail box ....

Weekend plans ..... just chilling mostly , maybe work a little from home , sort of catch up on the week .....[she says, after spending most of today on the beach] i love the ocean chewy sweet


rm_cant_be_true 38M

5/8/2006 6:21 am

i don't know whether i get the comments right or not, that part isn't important... i win when i get the real reply...

there are a lot of comments, but it's more to smile about, hard to reply to all... please take no offense if i can't reply to all...
and yes i'm trying to lure you into my email box, that will be the start of phase 3


mmmslick 105F

5/10/2006 2:58 am

" I win when i get the real reply" do you know me ?? you so know what to say to make me happy....smile....swoon .....sigh

"Perfect Excellence" the whole replying comment .....this and one other keep me away from the light ....


rm_cant_be_true 38M

5/10/2006 3:53 am

do i know you? not completely, but give me time i'm working on that... and so far my job is fun, witty and sexy...

how do i know you're sexy? must be the way you dot your i's


mmmslick 105F

5/10/2006 4:43 am

So E-mail box ......

Would this be the one here ?

Or the IM Y thingy one ??


mmmslick 105F

5/10/2006 2:11 pm

    Quoting rm_cant_be_true:
    do i know you? not completely, but give me time i'm working on that... and so far my job is fun, witty and sexy...

    how do i know you're sexy? must be the way you dot your i's


Tell the truth Chewy Sweet ......

It was that picture of me in my Tightie Whities and the tittie comments

[Stop it Girl, he already thinks you could be a man, and that comment makes you sound like either a cross dresser or a transexual]


rm_cant_be_true 38M

5/11/2006 6:05 am

seriously now... come on i'm a fragile guy, don't go toying with my head like that... i've watched one too many maury polvich shows to know that I won't know the difference between a woman and a tranny until it hits me in the eye and i don't want that at all!

now i need a shower again, feel all dirty...


mmmslick 105F

5/13/2006 9:49 am

I feel all dirty to [but in a different sense]

Can i share your shower with you Chewy Sweet ???

I'll scrub you back , if you scrub mine .....

Have i mentioned that i MISS YOU yet ????


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