Cumming soon to a blog near you...  

rm_cant_be_true 38M
431 posts
4/5/2006 5:59 pm

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4/11/2006 3:47 pm

Cumming soon to a blog near you...


Well actually more like cumming to this blog eventually, but that isn't as catchy.

OK now that I've got you all hear though I'd like to clue you in on a blog that I currently have in pre-prodicktion. What type of blog post would you expect from a man (ok maybe a boy mentally) that has no clue what to do with a woman sexually, just kind of flops around like a fish out of water? That's right, I'm working on "My Threesome-Thing!" It's a romantic-comedy-horror-porn blog post about how I think I would do in a threesome complete with pictures (well maybe picture). From my snazzy (yes that's right snazzy) one-liners, to my feeble attempt at fore-play, you'll love (or tolerate) every minute.

In an advance screening of "My Threesome-Thing!" critics had this to say...

"It's the feel-alright hit of the year on blog-land!"

"I'd give my two thumbs up that #*@%!"

"You'll laugh, he'll cry!"

With endorsements like that you can't afford to miss out on all the pathetic action! "My Threesome-Thing!" will be the most whispered thing around the water-cooler at the office in the morning after it's debut by all closet AdultFriendFinder members, so you must watch this blog!

This was a paid advertisement by cant_be_true. Not to be confused with the blogger cant_be_true who is in fact the same person. What is this world coming too when a blogger puts an advertisement for a future blog post in his blog post? What's next, endorsement deals? I don't want to think about it too much, but just remember...
Always Coca-cola! Just do it! Have it your way!

mangomamiCT 42F

4/5/2006 8:04 pm

I can't wait to review it !!!!I love to make men cry !


pet_humility 48F

4/6/2006 7:14 am

Don't forget the picture damn it..
I'll be reviewing that closely


NSAAddict 42F

4/6/2006 5:00 pm

Can't wait for this cockbuster, I mean blockbuster


docdirk 47M

4/6/2006 8:14 pm

What is the estimated run-time on this movie?

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
4/7/2006 10:31 am

I'm anxiously awaiting your fuck flick!


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