A picture...  

rm_cant_be_true 38M
431 posts
4/1/2006 4:07 pm

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4/4/2006 2:01 pm

A picture...

A stroke of pure Jenious struck me today... that's right Jenious with a capital J... Anyways I don't have pictures of myself, I just don't keep any. Never liked being in photographs, I feel as if they suck my spirit out of my body. Well I don't really feel that way, but it makes for a great excuse. But I know that there are millions upon millions of my fans out there reading my blogs that are just begging and pleading to see just one little tiny bit of me to help with their fantasies at night (and for that matter in the morning and afternoon too). So I finally realized I could use my scanner to get a picture of myself. And from my days photo-copying my ass at work I've realized that most of the image comes out black (or that I need to go wipe myself better). So I've scanned myself for my fans. Now hopefully it gets approved because my scan is to the best of my knowledge, me, and it meets all the other requirements too. So if it works then congrats, you have to look at the same thing I'm stuck looking at every morning. If not, just know that I tried my best.

By the way it was fun making out with my scanner, I got to touch it anywhere I wanted too and it did not slap me at all. I'm taking it out to dinner tomorrow and if things go well I might be able to see it's hard drive and maybe slip my floppy disk in it.

Hmm... more Jenious is striking... I am so smart, SMRT... Maybe I'll record a voice introduction to go along with the picture. Wow the things I do for my fans.

ediesedgewick 57F

4/1/2006 4:27 pm

Well, I, for one, can hardly wait...where is it?

Ok...and the date with the scanner? You might not want your floppy disk to be floppy when you slip it in...I'm just sayin...make the scanner happy and you get a good pic!

NSAAddict 42F

4/1/2006 8:17 pm

As one of your millions of fans, all I can say is.. it's about time! looking forward to your recently scanned image NSA

MWWwantsmore 51F

4/2/2006 8:35 am

I like the lips too

Transblucency 44M

4/2/2006 9:19 am

I think you should slowly build a composite of your body by photocopying parts of it in a stealthy manner. The need for stealth is obvious if that photocopier at work - they might not understand the grandeur of such a magnum opus (big Penguin).

rm_cant_be_true 38M

4/2/2006 9:28 am

edies... I passed on the floppy thing, don't want my keyboard to get sticky.

NSA... The scan is a lot better then the paparazzi shots of me on the beach naked!

MWW good

singleagain53578 47F

4/2/2006 9:34 am

Love the picture. Now make sure you go out and buy a condem though. Gotta practice safe sex anytime you are going to stick your floppy disk into a hard drive!!!


champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
4/2/2006 2:17 pm

No man shoud have to make out with a scanner!
You are now in the capable corrupting hands of the foundation. We are taking you on as a special project.

Report to "A Perfect Lie" for Indoctrination.

mangomamiCT 42F

4/2/2006 8:02 pm

I love it yummy

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

4/4/2006 11:32 am


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