you play sports????  

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
1805 posts
5/21/2006 6:39 am

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you play sports????

OK, I admit it. I peruse profiles. Still. Even though I'm not looking, I'm still looking. I can't help it. It's almost like I have to look.


I have no idea.

No, I'm not going through the profiles looking at dick pics. Cripes almighty. I've seen PLENTY, so that doesn't interest me, too much. Alright, SOMETIMES, I look at dick pics. Sometimes, I can't help myself. I see a monster, and I have to stare at it. Maybe drool just a bit. But, I don't fantasize about the ones I see. Not much, anyway.

One thing that does make me chuckle, are the ones on these profiles that say that their body type is athletic. HUH? Now, to me, athletic means IN SHAPE. Perhaps a six-pack, or at the very least a 4-pack. Not a belly. Not love handles. Not flab. Nah uh. Think about it...

Adjective: athletic

1. Relating to or befitting athletics or athletes
2. Vigorously active
3. Having a sturdy and well proportioned body

Ok, so if you're vigorously active, that automatically gives you an athletic body? I don't fricking think so. I'm vigorously active, and I don't have washboard abs. Who are these guys kidding? What's wrong with checking off average as body type? Is average so wrong? I never thought so. I had average checked on my profile, and a friend gave me grief about it. He said my body wasn't average. Well, I know damn well it's not athletic, so that left slim/petite. Since I am a size 6, I did give in and change it to that. However, I have a problem in calling myself petite. I'm 5'11.5" tall. I don't consider that petite. Thin/slim, yes. Petite? Nope.

So, that brings up another point. Petite.

Noun: petite

1. A garment size for short or slender women

Adjective: petite

1. Very small

I envision a woman that is vertically challenged. Short. Stores carry petites. They are fricking LITTLE. All the way around. Tops are cut shorter, pants shorter, (both in the stride and length), etc. So, because of the fact that A F F considers me slim/petite, I should complain to clothing manufacturing companies to make TALL petite clothing. Yep, that would go over well. Hi, I'm Cat. I'm almost 6' tall and I'm petite. I don't think so.

So, back to my original point. Athletic means just that. A tight fit body. An adonis. Tiny waist. Flat stomach. Washboard abs. Yep.

There is NOTHING wrong with saying your body is average. Nothing at all. Quit living in the past. You're not in HS anymore. I know we all wish we had the body we had back then. I know I do, but, I'm realistic. Unless I start working out 24/7, I'm never gonna have that tight body again.

Am I ashamed of the way I look now? Hell no. I'm in pretty good shape for an old bag. My body is average, (although, refer to above how A F F describes me), but, my mind isn't.

I'm going back to checking out dic... oops... profiles.

Ya'all have a good sunday.

peaches19555 61M

5/21/2006 7:49 am

You are a tough critic for us 50 year old men. My toil and trouble "weights" not for me yet now must I throw out the bath water for lack of a washboard.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/21/2006 10:41 pm:
Hey, I'm not a critic. I'm a realist

rm_jjasper71 45F
70 posts
5/21/2006 8:18 am

Body type is not the only body characteristic not being accurately reported. Yes, I'm talking about the monsters or lack there of. I've seen some that report to be long and thick and either have a pic that contradicts that or state that they have 6" (which I believe is average). I guess no one wants to be average.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/21/2006 10:43 pm:
Yep, I know of what you speak. EVERYONE is hung.

Heh. We may have a new topic for the blog

Xeryien 51M
1445 posts
5/21/2006 11:25 am

Washboard Abs? Never had them - undoubtedly never will...
Six feet tall and petite? I am having a hard time envisioning that one Cat, I guess one of these days you'll have to show me in person!

I guess a lot of these descriptions are subjective - but you have to start somewhere!

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/21/2006 10:45 pm:
I did. A long time ago. I want a semblance of them back, but, I'm too lazy to work for it...

I would like to just wake up one morning, and having the body I had in my early 20s...

(so, gitcherass to a m&g)

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
5/21/2006 2:22 pm

Ooh, buc, you just gave me an idea for a blog... hmmm... thanks.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 4:12 am:
I can only imagine

You're welcome.

alamo1235 58M
995 posts
5/21/2006 3:58 pm

I check average 6'3" below 200 LBS.

I attended the US Army Ranger course almost 30 years ago ( where did the time go) Started the course at 185 lbs and finished 12 weeks later ( yep got recycled in one phase) at 150 lbs.

The only bitch I have about that is even at 150 I didn't have a six-pack or a wash board. Guess I will blame it on genes.

I agree there should be some sort of guidelines people could use because some that do say athletic , may be athletic in their life style but not in appearance.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 4:13 am:
6'3"? Nice

I think most look in the mirror and see perfection, when it doesn't exist. The ego is a funny thing

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
5/21/2006 11:11 pm

What have you done, LoyalCumpany is thinkin up a blog and you gave him the idea.
ger (athletic but balding)

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 4:14 am:
Yeah... can't he come up with his own ideas?

rm_5Hawkeye6 60M

5/22/2006 12:34 am

Hey, when I described my body as 'athletic', I was being accurate.

Trouble is, I wanted to describe my dick with the same adjective, but I wasn't given that choice, so I went with 'average'.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 4:14 am:
at least you're honest

rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
5/22/2006 5:13 am

DAMN, 5ft 11and a half inches huh, WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Legs that go from earth all the way up to heaven.. Pretty, luscious hooters, incredible imagination, and a high sex drive.....ummmmmmm ummmmmmm ummmmmmm....There is nothing average about you my dear....MY KINDA WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see ya in my dreams

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 7:44 am:
Actually, my legs go from the floor, all the way to my butt

You do put a smile on my face, sweets

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
5/22/2006 7:08 am

There's nothing wrong with looking at profiles Cat. Just a form of entertainment/fantasy, like looking at Playboy, Playgirl, etc.

Being tall for a woman is tough to get clothes for. As you said, the 'stereotype' for a petite is smallish; and tall is usually with 'big'. Finding tall/petite I'm sure is tough. As long as you're happy with you, that's all that counts (and I'm sure you turn enough heads)

Hugs, C

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 7:17 am:
Sweetie, you always say such nice things

But, yeah, finding clothes is sometimes difficult. I actually went into a local uniform store, and I noticed there were NO tall scrub pants. WTF? So, I asked. The owner said that she didn't get enough of a request, so she only carried petite and average lengths. Hmmmmm. So, I'm taking this to mean that no tall medical people live in this county... if definitely is discrimination...

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
5/22/2006 7:32 am

since the 'average american' is fat, bloaty and overweight you're SO not average stick with petite and confuse the shit out of people

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 7:46 am:
And you've seen me. Albeit in scrubs, (resplendent, wasn't I?), and I do look "different" in real clothes

Heh. I already confuse people... tis my mission in life, ya know

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 10:17 am:
and congrats, Sir Frump... you left the 1000th comment here


rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
5/22/2006 9:23 am

That fine butt of yours is real close to heaven Sweetheart...about as close as it gets!!!!!!! I am glad you get a kick out of cruising around AdultFriendFinder. I must admit, I have done it many times myself hehehehehehehehehehehe,,,just to read the comments and profiles of course. I hope all is well with you...See ya around

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 10:14 am:
,,,just to read the comments and profiles of course

Not me, honey. I'm here to look at the dick pics

Tone_33756 55M

5/22/2006 11:45 am

They should do away with the 'words' - and just stick up numbers.

Age =
Height =
Weight =
Cock size - L/W =
Bra =

It's like baseball - I just need stats - I don't need slanted comentary.

Then, we all can make up our own minds what we want - kinda like online

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 8:25 pm:
Then just about every male will have at least 10". And thick as a log. Yup.

I just find it amusing as hell.

Maybe I'll start doing sit-ups and crunches

oldude1946 70M

5/22/2006 3:30 pm

My body is not average, at my age it is broke and I don't check out dick pics either

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/22/2006 8:26 pm:
You're body ain't broke... and, I hope to HELL you aren't looking at dick pics... I'd have to worry about you then...


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