something to think about  

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
1805 posts
6/14/2006 4:24 am

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something to think about

"Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself."

From "The Wicked Little Book of Qoutes", Edited by Helen Exley

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
6/14/2006 5:50 am

Oh so true Fann...
But, when you have no other recourse (or at least not at the moment the "urge" strikes), it sure the hell feels better than nothing

Xeryien 51M
1445 posts
6/14/2006 6:26 am

That's fine - the crime is in procrastinating the masturbating!

softnlush 53F

6/14/2006 6:37 am

I think it was Dennis Miller or Bill Mahr that said something like,why knock masturbation? Its sex with someone I love..or something like that lol

AltumHunksUnite 53M

6/14/2006 7:54 am

Hmmm... I've done both many times, and I don't see the comparison.

Let me drive. I like the view

rm_jami95 66M
69 posts
6/14/2006 11:32 am

Having done extensive research on both topics I can report that masturbation is definitely preferable... ( assuming you don't forget to do it )...

rm_Kingcat4U2 64M
2799 posts
6/14/2006 2:30 pm

Gee, now I'm really confused. So if you procrastinate masturbating does that mean you've screwed yourself twice simultaneously or only once? Or if I procrastinate choking the bejesus out of someone who really needs it and they have sex with themselves, did I really screw them? I think I need to take some aspirin, lie down and get a grip, I mean, handle uh, I need to mull this over.

p.s. (watch out for procrastinating cliques because they're really....*themselves!)

rm_MrDrow 46M

6/14/2006 2:36 pm

What's worse is when you procrastinate during masturbation. Then you won't know if you're coming or going.

peaches19555 61M

6/14/2006 4:45 pm

or he who hesitates...masterbates

oldude1946 70M

6/14/2006 5:45 pm

Do I have to think about this now, I want to think about where to go fishing next

brute472 74M
3480 posts
6/14/2006 7:19 pm

I would still prefer the real thing!

rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
6/15/2006 9:42 am

Thats all very true, but the way I look at it is, that God gave it to me, I can play with it if I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rm_Amun10 62M

7/30/2006 11:23 pm

Can't let this one pass since it brings out so many old tunes...

1) Vapors....
I got your picture, I got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I want a doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round

2)Divynils fame...
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

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