illiterate? or just fricking STOOOOOPID????  

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
1805 posts
8/10/2006 11:49 pm

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9/5/2006 10:46 pm

illiterate? or just fricking STOOOOOPID????

My profile is pretty cut and dried. My likes. My dislikes. PLUS, I also have a list of what I'm looking for. And NOT looking for.

Top of the list: NO ONE MARRIED. In capitals.

Now, how hard is that NOT to notice?

Apparently, to some, it's invisible.

Yep, brace yourselves. It's time for another FUCKTARD post.

Got an email yesterday morning. Another local. Oh boy.

I'm Jim here in new port richey give me a call and lets get together I'm here off ridge and rowan rd XXX-XXX-XXXX or e-mail me or IM me at yadayadayada....

First off, the idiot is younger... 37. And my profile says no one under 45, (of course, I will make exceptions ) So, I look at the profile.... MARRIED.

Cripes almighty.

So, naturally, I wrote back:

I take it you didnt read my profile. NO ONE MARRIED.

And, dontcha know, the fucktard wrote BACK. *rolls eyes*

>I know I did read it but I'm great at giving oral lots of passionate kissing and caressing I've got a good 8 1/2 inches and know just how to please a lady like you maybe you can make a exception to your rule maybe we can at least meet and be good friends you just never know and my wife would never find out I promise you that! Well any ways a long sexy passionate kiss to you holding you close in my arms while I'm deep inside you ---------------------------------

COOOOOOOOOOOOOL. His wife will never find out, huh? Sneaky cheating fuck. And just what the hell did he mean by "lady like me"? That totally torqued me off...

Now, I just couldn't let it go. I just couldn't. And yes, I love having the last word.

Gee, and you think that great oral will make me change my mind and be with a cheater? I think not. There are plenty of women that have no scruples, (nor conscience), around. Find one of them and leave me alone. And don't bother responding. You are now BLOCKED.

Damn it. Maybe this friendly site should offer remedial reading courses...

But, then again, the reign of the fucktard would be over...


rm_goldnglory2 66F

8/11/2006 12:06 am

LOL...omg...I'm not alone. Winks and adding to hot lists and slimey emails by married men who never even look at my profile. I don't have the energy to even respond any more...I just sigh and delete them. And believe it or not it happens on another site I belong too for over 40s looking for a connection. I just can't escape it. Why would a smart, attractive, funny and independent woman like me want to consent to a discreet relationship with some cheating bastard who wants to keep me as his dirty little secret?


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/11/2006 9:45 am:


Most of the time, I just delete 'em, too. But, then again, SOMETIMES, I just HAVE to respond. It's like a game with me, in a sense.

But, yep, if someone even hints at the fact that he's read my profile - my ENTIRE profile, I give him the benefit of the doubt... but, not if he's married

economickrisis 54M

8/11/2006 12:24 am

Dont be too hard on the fucktards, luv. Fucktards make the rest of us blokes seem nearly alright


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/11/2006 9:46 am:
Nah. I'm not being hard on 'em. A little public humiliation is amusing, and makes great fodder for my blog

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
8/11/2006 1:11 am

you blocked this catch?... you didn't go see him even though he gave great oral AND his wife wouldn't find out?... tsk, tsk...
lmao.
kisses, sweets.


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/11/2006 9:47 am:
I know. Gee, what was I thinking???


Tone_33756 55M

8/11/2006 3:25 am

Classic! Don't you just love men?!!?!? lol

I think reading these emails are more enjoyable then reading butchered and rediculas profiles....


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/11/2006 9:49 am:
I honestly should have kept all of them, from the beginning, and written an epic in here. My own version of War and Peace

BTW, KEEP IN TOUCH!!!!! I'll miss our chats...

seek_u_topia 50M

8/11/2006 10:11 am

sometimes i wonder how half of us guys make it through each day! testosterone clearly inhibits rational thought, and now we have conclusive evidence that it impacts reading skills too!


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/14/2006 9:21 pm:
ahhhhhhhhhh... I do love your words of wisdom, sweets. And, yes, testosterone DOES impede all conscious thought processes

oldude1946 70M

8/11/2006 6:04 pm

LMAO, I'll e-mail ya before I get to come over to see ya just to let ya know how good I am, I'm such a fucktard.

Howdy to ya, I have been lazy lately and I missed ya


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/14/2006 9:19 pm:
LOL... darlin' you are SO DAMN CUTE!

(and you aren't a fucktard)


rm_New2FLCouple 40M/41F

8/12/2006 6:11 am

..yet there will always be those people around that read the sign "Wet Paint" and still reach out to touch.

Lou


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/14/2006 9:18 pm:
I know. I find it hilarious, though. The dimwits

justreal4real 59F

8/13/2006 2:20 am

Hey I saw the slime with my own two eyes performing his magic - the magic that lives in the little mind of his sorry soul. I am free now. Sometimes seeing something for yourself is a necessary pain. I'm ready to live, and have fun. Let's go out and toast all neanderthals.

Connie


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/14/2006 9:17 pm:
Yep. You bet we will. Toast em ALL. Literally, and figuratively

1Sir_Lancelot 59M

8/13/2006 7:52 pm

I honestly can't for the life of me figure out why you passed up a gem like this one. Great oral, passionate kisses, 8 1/2 inches (and knows how to use it). Damn I'm jealous now, I wish I had his life.... NOT.

So are you going to save them up and announce a "FUCKTARD OF THE YEAR". I think that's the next logical step. LOL


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/14/2006 9:15 pm:
oooooooooooooo... fucktard of the year!!!! GREAT idea, sweets.

Im sorry I didn't decide to give this nitwit a go, though... Oh well... plenty more fish in the fucktard sea of life...

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
8/14/2006 8:05 am

Have to love your "fucktard" posts


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/14/2006 9:14 pm:
Actually, C, I chuckle when writing them.

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
8/14/2006 9:21 am

what you SHOULD do is print out his profile and picture, tell him you'll meet him at his house and then just sit there and wait for his wife to show up and hand her the envelope.


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/14/2006 9:13 pm:
LMAO

Good grief. Could you even imagine?

Simply_Isoo 45M
55 posts
8/14/2006 7:01 pm

girl youre CRAZY. thats why i love ya.
I just love your FUCKTARDS blogs.

___________________________________

Yours Truly
Luciano


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/14/2006 9:12 pm:


I'm glad I can be entertaining...

Stay tuned. Won't be long before I get another "great" email to blog about...

bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
8/15/2006 4:55 am

lol...i get em' too girl! and they continue to e-mail back until u r forced to block them..don't understand the word...NO!!!! lol *rolls eyes*

..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/15/2006 7:54 pm:
Oh, they understand alright. It's the comprehension thing that eludes them

You know, God's gift and all that crap...

Xeryien 51M
1445 posts
8/15/2006 7:41 am

    Quoting rm_New2FLCouple:
    ..yet there will always be those people around that read the sign "Wet Paint" and still reach out to touch.

    Lou
Awww shit. I also PUSH on the doors with signs that say PULL....


rm_bucfannn replies on 8/15/2006 7:55 pm:
Gee X. Somehow I can see you doing just that

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