grammatically speaking  

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
1805 posts
4/5/2006 12:10 pm

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grammatically speaking

In my best Sister Mary Elephant voice:

CLASS! CLAAAAAASSSSS! SHUT UP!!!!!!

ok, students... today we are going to learn about nouns, pronouns, and contractions. Five words that are often misused, (much to my chagrin). Two groups. The words in each group sound the same, but, are spelled differently. AND, mean different things...

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Group 1

YOUR - pronoun - meaning: of you or yourself

YOU'RE - contraction - meaning: You are

A sentence using both: You're looking so hot in your tight black speedo.

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Group 2

THERE - noun - meaning: A location other than here; that place

( THERE can also be an adverb - In or at that place, etc. )

THEIR - pronoun - meaning: Of them or themselves

THEY'RE - contraction - meaning: They are

A sentence using all three:They're on their way there, as we speak.

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Class dismissed


HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
4/5/2006 1:25 pm

Hmmmmm...thanks for the educational interlude Fann
Any possibility of staying after with the teacher?


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/5/2006 5:49 pm:
Sure, Cor. There are always erasers to bang together... heh heh

*smooches*

AltumHunksUnite 53M

4/5/2006 2:33 pm

Your exactly right. Its amazing how some people don't pay attention to there grammar.



Sister Mary Elephant is one of my favorite C & C bits.

HEY TEACH... HEY ELEPHANT... I GOTTA GO TO THE CAN!

Let me drive. I like the view


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/5/2006 5:52 pm:
Sister Mary Elephant has always been one of my favorites, too. Still cracks me up...

And, I have to tell you, I read a profile. He wants a woman that nose how to treat a man. HE WROTE NOSE, NOT KNOWS!!!!! ARRRRRGH.

*smooches*

oldude1946 70M

4/5/2006 4:49 pm

Huh

Lets just go get something at the store to drink and let it go at that

Howdy to you sweet thang


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/5/2006 5:53 pm:
I'll take a Dew, luv

*smooches*

softnlush 53F

4/5/2006 9:24 pm

outstanding post my friend outstanding!!

~~~snl~~~


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/5/2006 9:45 pm:
Why thank you, toots. The "your" and "you're" really are my pet peeves...

*hugs and smooches*

Xeryien 51M
1445 posts
4/7/2006 6:53 am

How about plural possessives for the next lesson? The Smiths' cat's balls....

In my defense, I've seem my spell checker miss 'They're' and change it to 'their' or whacky stuff like that.. Hey - I can't type - that's my story and I'm sticking to it!


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/7/2006 8:03 am:


*smooches*

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
4/9/2006 1:28 am

Thank you! Its about time people learned rule 1 and it's sister rule 2.


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/10/2006 3:00 pm:
I may do one of these a week. Soooooo many to choose from.

To, too, two... choose, chose... were, where, we're, (gotta love those contractions . And the list goes on...

Thank you for stopping by

LargoFlaLady 45F

4/9/2006 7:00 pm

Can we address ..it is not "I seen that", but rather "I saw that"
That one drives me up a wall


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/10/2006 3:03 pm:
"I seen it" makes the hair on the back of my neck stand straight out. Another one is "I should have went". Arrrrrrrgh.....

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