Stud Muffins  

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
1805 posts
4/30/2006 8:34 am

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Stud Muffins

So this topic isn't new. Not by a long shot. It's a rant topic, USUALLY put to words by women.

I don't mean to be redundant, but...

I cannot keep silent any longer.

What's this all about? In one word, it's all about FUCKTARDS.

Yep, A F F's lovable, (not), exciting, (not), intelligent, (uh, no), articulate, (yeah, right), God's gift to us of the fairer sex.

Case in point:

hi sweet and sexy i sure love ur profile and ur idea about e.mail and only see pics of each other and meet love to take ur hand hold u hands and take u to nice hotel and we can both fulfill each other fantasy and i can make u cum like for hours until u drain ur self on me and i will do the same as well i really love to meet u and u invite me i will come right away ok hun I'm waiting bye

Cool, huh? And this message was followed by ELEVEN of those stoooopid doggie style "smiley things".

This email was written by a 39 year old professional. Four year college degree. Now, I'm not saying that EVERYONE that goes to college comes out like an Einstein. But, wtf???

I'll tell you what, the way he formulated a sentence, makes me almost sorry I didn't call. I would have loved "draining" myself on him. Oh yes indeedy I would have. And this would have been AFTER he took my hand and led me to a nice hotel. I missed my chance. Yes I did.

And now, I'm going to have to live with the decision I made... not calling what could have been my "Mr. Wonderful". There will most assuredly be regrets. I, (most probably), missed out on something wondrous. Something magical. Probably the best sex of my life, not to mention great conversation.

I blew it.


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
4/30/2006 11:26 am

o thanks allot I was gonna take u to the rand motel on root 19 to drain ur self but. u made fun of me and now u only get 10 humprs. >>! >>! >>! >>! >>! >>! >>! >>! >>! >>!

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/30/2006 11:30 am:
ok, babe. I'm really laughing here.

Only 10???? You don't love me anymore... sigh...

and, btw, the Rand is gone. Too bad, as it WAS the place for illicit "drainings".

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
4/30/2006 12:41 pm

Wow. Someone pushed buc over the edge? Someone got her to say the word, and I quote, "FUCKTARDS"? And I see at least one "wtf" in there.

I am both deeply saddened and curiously aroused by this face of bucfann. Don't let the fucktards get you down, ma'am. And I'll extend my offer for next weekend.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/30/2006 1:11 pm:
Those fu....errrr... morons that send those emails, just get me so danged angry...

Curiously aroused? We need to talk....

alamo1235 58M
995 posts
4/30/2006 2:07 pm

But just think, we really need jerks like this in the world, they do have a purpose. They make the rest of us,ok some of us look better. And i am not talking about just on AdultFriendFinder, the jerks in the world make the rest of us work better.

Don't let the jerks get you down and have a wonderful night.

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/30/2006 2:16 pm:

They don't get me down, just pissed

I mentioned something in my first blog post:

Literacy is a wonderful thing, people. Truly, it will get you far.

And, yes... we all look good next to a fucktard

milfseeker27b 35M

4/30/2006 8:22 pm

I want to say thanks Bucfannn, you made me laugh tonight. What a great blog posting. I think we should call Websters with a new word "fucktards" - hehe. The etymology would be interesting - care to write it?? hehe

thanks again for the laugh


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/30/2006 8:42 pm:

I do so love that word, and it sooooooooo fits quite a few...

Of course, I shocked LoyalCumpany, with my use of a colorful metaphor

Thank you for visiting!

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
4/30/2006 9:51 pm

once again i say...guyz is dum!

emails like that are the reason 90% of guys on here are whining about their lack of responses. Their profiles look like they were written by horned up 12 year olds with AOL typing fetishes.

Im all in favor of smileys and some abbreviations now and then but when you're trying to make your first impression here try a spell checker and god forbid people type out "your" or "you're" because 'ur' is just fuckin' retarded.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 5:44 am:
I totally agree. This particular FT's profile is ALMOST as bad as his email.

I don't get it, I really don't.

Do they think, (most), women can overlook stupidity?

This moron should be begging YOUR forgiveness...

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
4/30/2006 10:45 pm

bucfannn replies on 4/30/2006 1:11 pm:
Those fu....errrr... morons that send those emails, just get me so danged angry...

Curiously aroused? We need to talk....

Oh, we can talk. Just don't call me a fucktard.... at least until we're unclothed.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 5:47 am:
Heh Heh

Yea, a lot of things can wait til we're unclothed. Just don't babble, and remember to come up for air once in a while...

(OK, now I'm really laughing)

brute472 74M
3480 posts
5/1/2006 1:59 am

Thanks for the laugh it was a good finish to a bad day.
I love the new word "Fucktard" and it will be displayed above my computer for all the retards to query.
Keep on blogging.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 5:51 am:

I'm glad I could make you laugh. You should see me rolling when I open some of these emails I receive...

'Tis a great word, isn't it? And, it SOOOOOO fits a vast majority

Thanks for stopping by!

AltumHunksUnite 53M

5/1/2006 4:01 am

It's possible he has a degree in literature and he's a big fan of William Faulkner.

Too obscure?

Let me drive. I like the view

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 5:53 am:
Obscure? Nah. I think you could be on to something.

But, do you think that Faulkner would have used those idiotic doggie-style smiley things?

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
5/1/2006 4:35 am

You have to wonder about the sincerity of his profile...
Yep, looks like you missed a great opportunity...
But who knows?... Maybe after seeing this, he 'll give you a second chance...

sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face through this one...

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 5:58 am:
Heh Heh. Gee, so do you think I should retrieve his email from the trash bin? He did include his phone number, and said he'd be right over.......

No, I think if anything, I should have been impulsive, and called right away But now, the moment has passed..... sigh

(you couldn't keep a straight face? I'm rolling right now)

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
5/1/2006 5:18 am

Hmmm....a little 'tongue in cheek' there???

Have to agree though, some people think they are God's gift to the world, and wonder why they are not

Hugs, C

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 6:00 am:
Tongue in cheek, Cor? Nah uh. I was being brutally honest

Oh, he's God's gift, for sure. Just not to this world

piamatter 44F

5/1/2006 5:53 am

sad thing is its probabley the same cut & paste job that he sends out to all the women. Jeez, some of the guys wonder why they dont get any action.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 8:04 am:
Even sadder is he definitely thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. And, I'm sure he will eventually find his onion dip, (heh heh), if he continues to mass email EVERY SINGLE FEMALE ON A F F

There must be a female equivalent of this fucktard somewhere. I'll keep my eyes open, and point her in the right direction when I find her

rm_JohnMacLaine 50M
585 posts
5/1/2006 7:01 am

Why cant people use the education they paid for and use proper English.

Must be a "Yale man"


"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 8:06 am:

Perhaps he got in on an athletic scholarship, eh? Nah. A football has more intelligence... (and yes, I said football )

rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
5/1/2006 9:34 am

I'm astounded, How could any Woman pass up on such an offer, LOL, Ill bet the Women are just beating down his door, and flooding his e-mail, just trying to get a date with a man like that. Such wit and charm, and what a way with words.....He is definitely a real catch...With that type of competition, it's no wonder I can't get anywhere!!! I am using the wrong approach!!!!!!! Ill have to switch to being a no class, knuckle scrapping buffoon, who only uses his smaller head to think. What do you think? Would that help me

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 10:35 am:
ahhhh, sweetheart. We all have our own crosses to bear. His cross is heavy, indeed. It's laden with stupidity, ignorance, idiocy, and a splash of FUCKTARD thrown in.

Don't you DARE start scraping your knuckles. I'd have to hurt you

peaches19555 61M

5/1/2006 10:11 am

Be patient with us my dear for the blood supply to the male brain is a finite thing and is easily borrowed. It is then that our thoughts become unclear and words unfocused.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 11:10 am:
Gee, sweets, I hope you aren't defending this troglodyte, just because of gender...


Borrowed? Don't you mean transferred? From one head to the other?

seek_u_topia 50M

5/1/2006 12:33 pm

we guys are really slow and of course driven by god knows what. see, i can't even capitalize. sentence structure is irrelevant, isn't it? i've lost my train of thought entirely, assuming i ever had one.

i do like your blog favorite is the random walk...

your hopefully soon to be friend...broncofannn

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 2:15 pm:
Ahhh, yes, but I've read your blog. Slow? Nah. Driven? Yea, I can see that.

And, yes my new friend. Even though you are a broncofannn, you have "OUR" John Lynch. I even rooted for you guys against those rotten Steelers. To no avail, though. Well, I'm hoping for a better showing for both of our teams this season.


oldude1946 70M

5/1/2006 5:41 pm

I'm sure proud it wasn't me that sent them hump things because I would be lucky to do one. If it was me I would take ya out for coffee, I would drink my kind and you could drink that weird kind ya drink, sorry I had ta say that.

Redundant: Now that a $2 word

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 5:57 pm:
Are you talking about my cuban espresso??? You'd love it. It's sooooooooo strong and rich... not like Maxwell House

Babe, no way in helllllll would you EVER talk that way to us. You have CLASS. With a capital C.

But, ifn you send one of those danged humpy things to me, we will have words


elysianpleasure 47M

5/1/2006 6:30 pm

You mean a bunch of those people humping smileys in my e-mail aren't turning on the women... crap... the sure turn me on. (Ok just for the record that is sarcasm... I can just see it now... this reply used as a fucktard example. lol)

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/1/2006 6:45 pm:
heh heh

I would NEVER call you a fucktard, sweetheart. You are talking to the queen of sarcasm....

And thanks for stopping back by. I've missed seeing you

tut1117 72M  
452 posts
5/2/2006 2:17 am

Hey bucfannn, don'tcha know most of the "fucktard" think with their dicks instead of what is between thier ears, that is the reason so many of them can't understand why no one will talk to them on AdultFriendFinder, plus I think they think all women on here are "sluts" which those of us thinking men know is not the truth, but they (the fucktards) don't or are not willing to take the time to find out about them. Your correspondant/fucktard must have been a U of F grad.


rm_bucfannn replies on 5/2/2006 3:29 am:
I know, Tut. And, not too sure about the college, but, I can pretty well bet his formative years were spent in FL schools

FriendlyFuk66 49M

5/2/2006 5:22 am

I can admit that I am not a college educated, professional but I do know that use of abbreviations are to be limited. I have seen papers from kids that are being handed in as homework with those same abbreviations. The use of smileys should also be limited.
Buc, I am sorry to use your blog for my little rant but some people just shouldn't have access to a computer.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/2/2006 8:26 pm:
Hey, rant away

My post was definitely a rant. Yes indeed. I just find it funny, (well, ok, pathetic), that a so-called college grad cannot even formulate a simple sentence. What? He didn't have to take any english classes? Uh no, I doubt that. People on a computer should remember just the dang basics. I can tell you, I abso-fucking-lutely HATE the abbreviations: U, UR, Y, IC, etc. Lazy, that's all it comes down to be. And, I also understand that kids are writing papers in school using said abbreviations. Cripes almighty.

Sorry, I got off on another rant, myself... sigh.

It just boils down to this. Idiots are nothing new. They are a dime-a-dozen, especially on this site. And like Frump said, they wonder WHY they don't get responses. Well, here's my answer to that... QUIT BEING A DAMN FUCKTARD AND MAYBE PEOPLE WILL NOTICE YOU!

end of rant, for real.

And thank you for visiting

brute472 74M
3480 posts
5/3/2006 1:29 am

Hey bucfannn where are you girl I am missing your posts?

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/3/2006 2:54 am:
I'm here, sweets. Just finished a fricking novel

Hopefully, it will post soon...


bardicman 50M

5/3/2006 4:21 am

Fucktards and Asshats oh my...

Oh, I am really 42 and not 39. Thought I would clear that up.

I am not dead yet

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/3/2006 1:56 pm:
soooo.. besides being older, and not being able to put together a sentence... what else are you keeping from me??? Hmmmmmmmmm?

Tone_33756 55M

5/3/2006 11:43 am

:: " hi sweet and sexy i sure love ur profile and ur idea about e.mail and only see pics of each other and meet love to take ur hand hold u hands and take u to nice hotel and we can both fulfill each other fantasy and i can make u cum like for hours until u drain ur self on me and i will do the same as well i really love to meet u and u invite me i will come right away ok hun I'm waiting bye"::

Wow - that's one of the most coherant emails I've seen in a long

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/3/2006 1:54 pm:
arrrrrrrgh. I saw that email and I just had to pass it on

I love to share, yes I do

rm_jjasper71 45F
70 posts
5/11/2006 4:15 pm

I think I'm just going to assume he is lying about having any education beyond the 3rd grade.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/13/2006 8:22 am:

Yes well... I think even second graders now know the basics of sentence structure.

He's an idiot, bottom line....

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