Just a day at the beach  

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
1805 posts
5/8/2006 10:30 am

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Just a day at the beach

The statement I am about to make is not going to make me terribly popular, but please, hold into consideration the basis of these words - MEN ARE PIGS! Now wait, before you get your shorts in a knot,understand that I am not complaining,far from it. Actually, I find all of the male gender to be quite interesting creatures, and I must admit that I have played a small part in upping, so to speak, the testosterone level in quite a few pigs, errrrrrrrrrr, men. I enjoy showing myself off to males at every given opportunity. My favorite place is at the beach, where there is always some kind of construction going on. Construction workers are my favorite "victims" as their hormone levels are usually set at full max. It's fun watching them ogling the females on the beach; their vantage point usually allows them unobstructive views ...

I am not ashamed to admit I have a body that looks great in a bikini. Working out keeps me toned, and of course, being the exhibitionist that I am, makes it even more fun. What happened the other day is a perfect example. Now, bear in mind that I don't flaunt myself, well ok, I do, but, I make it seem that what happens happens is an accident. And the men looking believe that they just got lucky. HA! Luck has nothing to do with it; it's an almost carefully orchestrated chain of events, that sometimes even surprises me.

So anyway, back to the other day. It was very warm. Perfect beach weather ...

I was wearing a white bikini; bottoms that are high cut, and barely covers my ass, and a tiny top. Two strips of fabric,really, that just covers my nipples. Funny thing about the top, though, the ties have an almost annoying habit of coming undone. Usually at the most inopportune time. (yeah, right) Oh, and by the way, I uhhhhhhh, sort of removed the lining of the bottoms.

I placed my lounge chair about fifty or so feet away from a construction site. I had made sure I was noticed when I first walked up. The catcalls and whistles bolstered my ego. Feeling a tad bit naughty that day, I knew I wanted to really put on a show ...

I waded into the water,knowing that dozens of pairs of eyes were on me. I dove into the waves and paddled around for a while. I could feel the tie around my neck getting looser. Perfect. As I walked out of the water, I raised my arms up to squeeze the water from my hair. That's when it happened - my swim suit top fell down, exposing my breasts. Nipples hard from the cool water, (ok ok, they were also hard from the excitement). I stood there for a second as if in shock ...

I smirked to myself as I heard whistles and appreciative comments. Acting embarrassed, I hastily covered myself up, and hurried to my lounge chair. Of course, it was faced towards the construction site. Whaddya think? I'm stoopid?? Positioning the head of the chair so I could keep an eye on what was going on around me, I laid down. The heat of the sun demanded that I get out the sunscreen. As I sat up, my top again fell down. I looked up at the workers and grinned, and slowly massaged the slick oil onto my tits ...

I swear, I thought I saw a few of them drooling. Ahhhhh...the power I felt at that moment, as I again pulled the top up and tied the strings. Pouring more oil onto my hand, I started massaging it into my legs, working up to my thighs. Brushing my hand against the crotch of my suit, it finally dawned on them that the bottoms were transparent; they could see a small strip of hair, as well as my entire pussy. It was as if the bottoms weren't even there. Honestly, not a sound was heard from the construction site. The guys were literally hanging out of the unfinished building ...

My fingers traced along my pussy lips and hardening clit. I laid back and brought my other hand to my tits; alternating between the two of them, I pinched the nipples, and felt a rush go through my body. Knowing all these eyes were on me was almost too much to bear. It was hard to keep my composure, as my fingers rubbed my aching clit. I could feel myself grow wetter and wetter. Knowing they were all turned on and wanting me, made me tremble in an intense orgasm. I gasped aloud and closed my eyes in exhaustion. Stunned silence for a moment, then I heard the sound of applauding. What an unexpected show they got. Hell, even I was stunned ...

Tone_33756 55M

5/8/2006 11:55 am

This a show I would have enjoyed up close and in person

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 1:28 pm:
heh heh

maybe you should switch professions

peaches19555 61M

5/8/2006 1:11 pm

oink, oink....and yet it seems I'm all beefed up

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 1:29 pm:
beefed up? *fanning myself*

Darlin, we do need to talk

rm_Kingcat4U2 64M
2799 posts
5/8/2006 1:47 pm

They were just concerned that you were applying a sunblock with the proper SPF rating. Really. The only reason they were drooling was because they were straining to see the label. Those labels can be hard to read from a distance. I'm sure they had no sexual thoughts or proclivities crossing their minds at all, just the natural concern of one human being for another. You'll have to excuse me at this point, I need to take care of some business.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 2:05 pm:
You're right. Whatever was I thinking?


rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
5/8/2006 3:47 pm

Ummm... Florida.... must... see.... bucfann... tanning.....

I learn someting new about you every time I visit your blog, buc. I might have to visit this story more than once.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 11:24 pm:
uh... hon. This is fiction. Yep, it is...

seek_u_topia 50M

5/8/2006 3:49 pm

You are a bad bad girl! now which beach is it you frequent?

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 11:25 pm:
I'm not bad... truly I'm not...

pssst. I don't go to the beach

Xeryien 51M
1445 posts
5/8/2006 4:27 pm

Men are Pigs? Oh hell yes. No question about that.
Now. Can you blame us with that show you put on? And you wonder why we do the things we do?

You've been a bad, bad girl. I do believe a spanking is in order.

Bad girl.. Bad, bad girl.......

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 11:25 pm:
lol ... yes well. I'm sure SOMEONE gave a show like that, but, it wasn't me...

FriendlyFuk66 49M

5/8/2006 4:57 pm

Buc, you are just plain mean. I do know that as a pig, I always enjoy the site of a woman "accidentally" showing off a little or a lot. Now I have to think of a way to get to Florida and become a construction worker.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 11:26 pm:

It wasn't me

oldude1946 70M

5/8/2006 5:33 pm

Thats my girl

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 11:26 pm:
Thank you honey. But, I didn't do anything

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
5/8/2006 5:45 pm

now that you have the attention of every guy who can read a blog with big words, what are you gonna do?

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 11:27 pm:
Punt? Go for 3?

rm_5Hawkeye6 60M

5/8/2006 5:59 pm

Brings back fond memories of when I was a land surveyor. Those surveying instruments with their powerful telescopes sure do enhance such unobstructed views.

I knew I should'a stayed in that business.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 11:27 pm:
LOL.. cool. A true voyeurs kind of job, eh?

1Sir_Lancelot 59M

5/9/2006 1:23 am

Well just call me a swine And let me know when you go to put on a show and more importantly WHERE LOL

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/9/2006 9:34 pm:
Let's just say one of the Pinellas County beaches

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
5/9/2006 2:45 am

Ummm... Florida.... must... see.... bucfann... tanning.....

I learn someting new about you every time I visit your blog, buc. I might have to visit this story more than once.

bucfannn replies on 5/8/2006 11:24 pm:
uh... hon. This is fiction. Yep, it is...

Shh... never admit it's fiction. Always leave that doubt...

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/9/2006 8:21 am:
Wait. I lied. It was me after all....

Sigh, OK, I just can't lie. I really cannot. So, maybe I shouldn't have said anything...

rm_Keystone3812 65M
583 posts
5/9/2006 10:13 am

You DO look great in that bikini!!!!!! Thanks for sharing.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/9/2006 9:35 pm:
You're welcome, sweets

Thank you for visiting!

Yummy_Gooeyness 31F

5/9/2006 10:40 am

OMG I love it. I envy your confidence and idolize your nitch for making men eat out of the palm of your hand.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/9/2006 9:38 pm:
Thank you! I do so appreciate the compliments

I do have fun, that's for sure

Hope to see you again!

lifes2short069 48M
138 posts
5/9/2006 3:43 pm

very nice.. makes me want to wander down by the beach to see if anyone else might have an accident )
thanks for sharing.

l8r m8 L2S

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/9/2006 9:39 pm:
You're welcome, darlin'. The beach is such a "fun" place, eh? And, now with summer here...................

alamo1235 58M
995 posts
5/9/2006 4:19 pm

You are so naughty. And I love it.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/9/2006 9:40 pm:
I am that

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
5/10/2006 7:54 am

Hmmmm...someone's a bit of an exhibitionist....hehehe

Hugs (and kisses too)

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/10/2006 12:04 pm:
I've done some things.... yes indeedy I have

rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
5/11/2006 9:44 am

Damn, why do you do these things to me when I am here at work, I am all swelled up, throbbing and OHSOwishing I was down in Florida instead of up here in Jersey. I'll tell ya, Ya bring out the Pig in me Sweetheart...Keep it coming OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/11/2006 11:12 pm:
Sweetie. You need to learn something. QUIT reading blogs at work. Either that, or never leave your desk

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