I hate shopping  

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
1805 posts
4/24/2006 7:28 pm

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I hate shopping

Unless, I find something that really makes a statement.

Uh, yep.

I'm going out friday night. To a place in Tampa... a "swinger's club". Now, I've never been there before, and, actually, I am looking forward to going...

But, I had NOTHING to wear. So, a fellow TASA member told me about a place to buy "club wear". OK. I'm game.

I had no idea what I wanted. All I knew was, I wanted it to be a bit sexy. Provacative. You know. Sophistication, with a slutty edge...

So this place is in a small shopping plaza in Palm Harbor. I walk in... my senses are immediately assaulted by the smell of leather... *swoon* But, no. No leather. At least not this time

So, I try on about eight or nine dresses. One looked promising, but, it wasn't QUITE what I wanted. This one was strapless, and fit well... but, it still wasn't "slutty" enough. But, it was sophisticated, though. I asked the sales person to hold it aside, as I wanted to go to their other store - in Tampa.

Ah yes... Tampa. Swell. I so get lost in that damn city. And, of course, today was no exception. But, I wasn't too far off the mark, so, it wasn't so bad.

This sister store was much larger, with a bigger variety. I immediately snatched up six dresses and headed to the dressing room. First one I put on. BINGO!!! Fricking perfect. Just EXACTLY what I wanted.

It's long. A "gown", really. Black. Semi-low back. VERY form fitting. But, it's the front that sold me. It's all cut out. Shows quite a bit. But, still leaves a lot to the imagination. And, that's what I meant by sophisticated/slutty. Also, it was on SALE!!!! WooHoo! Even better, eh? So now, I can spend more on shoes than I originally planned

I did end up in a mall in Tampa to get shoes. I ended up buying 2 pair. One is tres cool... 3.5" stiletto heel, in black with an ankle strap. Dang shoes were $75. But, if they look good with the dress, I'll be a happy camper. If not, I will go with the other pair I bought. They are a little more sedate, but, still dressy. I hate when I'm in a quandary

Looks like I'll be resplendent on Friday night. I certainly look forward to going...

And, of course, I will give ya'all the low down on Saturday

**well, this is just a note for THOSE that think I'm going there to "party and play". Uh no. I'm gonna hang in the club. It's pretty upscale; dancing, etc. Yea, I'm gonna check out the dark side, but, participate? NO. Not my bag. Not my style. Not my scene.**


1Sir_Lancelot 59M

4/25/2006 4:48 am

WOW, your absolutely right on the mark with the dress!!! I think it's perfect, just makes me wish we were going to be in the same place on friday but I'll be at work(and it appears you'll be working it) LOL I look forward to you update on saturday, we all live vicariously through others at times


fantasylover_05 62M

4/25/2006 5:18 am

Hmmmmm... "sophisticated/slutty" LMAO!!

I LOVE IT!!!

Hmmmm... a swingers club... does it matter what you are wearing when you get there as it may not be for long? LOL LOL LOL

So when do I get to see this dress/outfit? It sounds HEAVENLY!! Something I would LOVE to gaze upon you wearing... and even more so something I would love to REMOVE to reveal the secrets that lay within!! LOL


BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

4/25/2006 7:44 am

A single lady at a swingers club. Well, you will certainly get a lot of attention. No matter what you wear (or don't wear). Good luck. Better you than me, ugh... Swinging: It


rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
4/25/2006 11:51 am

You go Girl!!!!, I hope you have a ton of fun, enjoy yourself, be careful in the shark tank. If you would be so kind as to throw the rest of us a bone and post a pic of you in that OHSOsophisticated/slutty gown that would be even better. I'm gettin that tingly feeling down below just thinkin of it...WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll be awaiting news of your adventure....Best wishes


peaches19555 61M

4/25/2006 2:45 pm

It seems I remember a post with your well wishes for all the multitudes that get weekends off (smile). Friday night is offically in the venue of the weekend. You really are going over to the darkside. Come back...come back home.....and wear that dress and the sitletto heels


oldude1946 70M

4/25/2006 5:07 pm

Have a good time

Leather did ya say, it's agood thing your not in my tack room.


Willysjeepcj2a 60M
109 posts
4/25/2006 7:20 pm

Hope it was fun!


rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
4/25/2006 8:50 pm

resplendant? again? hehe


tut1117 72M  
452 posts
4/26/2006 3:27 am

The title "I hate shopping" does not leave one with the thought of such an exciting adventure. I am sure you will be the "belle of the ball" in your "BINGO" purchase. Have a delightful time, I look forward to your "blow by blow" report.
tut1117


HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
4/26/2006 6:19 am

Hmmmm....I think we need to see a pic of you in the dress (it sounds great)

Hugs and have fun, C


sexxxylatina69 41F

4/26/2006 6:25 am

Hi girl, your dress sounds fabulous. Is it the one in the picture? If it is, OMG, it's hot. So, was wondering where in Tampa you went? Sometimes i'm looking for some threads that are a little on the sexier side... and can't seem to find any. Just wondering.
If I don't make it the PP, Have fun!


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 9:43 am:
It's not the same dress, no. Couldn't find a pic

The place I went is right off of Dale Mabry... right on Waters. Renas

milfseeker27b 35M

4/28/2006 8:34 pm

Sounds like you'll have a great time tonigh. Also sounds like you had more fun shopping than you let on.

party on

~milf


alamo1235 58M
995 posts
4/29/2006 9:09 am

Would love to see your outfit, on and off you. Hope it was a good time, would love to hear the lowdown , iI guess Imissed that post.


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