"This has NEVER happened to me before...."  

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
1805 posts
8/5/2006 8:47 am

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"This has NEVER happened to me before...."

The Massachusetts colony's militia was known as the Minutemen. They were called the Minutemen because they were a group of soldiers who could be ready for a battle on a minute's notice

Heh. Like I'm really going to talk about Military stuff. Nah uh. Just setting the stage, so to speak...

I think all females have experienced this type of male, at one time or another. The Minuteman. The three stroke wonder. The over before it's really started kind of man. I know I have. Not too long ago, too.

Trust me, I was like... "wtf? That's it?"

OK, I know. A crush to the sensitive male ego. But damn.


I was stunned. Extremely so. And, this was a young'un. Of course with a young one, they can "rise to the occasion" quickly. But, the damage had already been done. The second time was ok... nothing to write home about.

But, it also happened with someone in their 40s. We dated for a while. And every time we "tried", it was the same. Foreplay was extensive. Great even. But, the main course? I should have just stuck with the foreplay. The rat bastard accused me of being "too tight". WTF??? Gee, sorry I'm not stretched out enough. Cripes.

I suppose I am like a lot of females... or maybe I'm not. I'm pretty insatiable. So, a minuteman is not my idea of a good time. Maybe these guys should pop a viagra or something. Or, stick with someone a little more stretched out. Orrrrrrr... (and here's a novel idea...)... learn SOME CONTROL! Yeah, that's the ticket. Like it's gonna happen sometime soon...


softnlush 53F

8/5/2006 8:54 am

hmmmm..minute men..I think I have experienced this phenomena once or twice..well there was that elevator guy I told you about..what a waste of sperm..really LOL..great to look at..but NO stamina..then there was that guy I blew after he watched me and his friend fuck for like an hour..I put my mouth on him..moved up once,maybe twice and then he pulled out and blew his load in his own face..very very hysterically funny..what was funnier,my lover,his friend saying..go wash your face and get the fuck out of here LOL ..oh boy..funnnnyyyyyy

rm_bucfannn replies on 8/5/2006 9:08 am:

I remember you telling me about this, and it still cracks me up...

Yeah, those boneheads think they are all that... even those that think they are the most romantic/mysterious/passionate... oh brother.

heavensent11236 52F

8/5/2006 1:12 pm

you been peeking in my window for the past 20 years? Serious problem with the ex, well, that and inablity to get it up so to speak. For the getting it up thing there was viagra, for the other, I told him go to the doctor there HAS to be something wrong with you.
Viagra only solved the getting it up problem, had no affect at all on the other, finally I flat out told him, "you know, all the oral in the world isn't going to do it when you just flat out want to feel like you've been seriously fucked".

rm_bucfannn replies on 8/6/2006 4:05 pm:
Kindred souls, eh?

Most won't visit their docs regarding that particular problem, though. It's a MAN thing. Somewhere, out there, is a woman who just wants a "wham-bam-thankyou-man" kind of lay. I ain't her...

toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
8/5/2006 4:35 pm

so... would that make me the hourman?... lol...
kisses. [in your tight... spot]

rm_bucfannn replies on 8/6/2006 4:03 pm:
now you're talkin'

fantasylover_05 62M

8/5/2006 4:38 pm

I am from New England... but no "minute man" that is for sure!!

And even men in the.... ahem... 50's can also "rise to the occassion quickly"! LOL LOL I have been know to be ready to go again within 5 or 10 minutes...

rm_bucfannn replies on 8/6/2006 4:02 pm:
You are an exception, sweetheart. But, I'm glad to know that fact

rm_jami95 66M
69 posts
8/5/2006 5:45 pm

I think you are being to hard (no pun intended) on these guys.
It's not their fault that you're that intensely exciting . .
You're lucky they didn't go off before they even got in . . .
Besides, it's a not as bad as the poor smuck that couldn't even get it up the first time... LOL

rm_bucfannn replies on 8/6/2006 4:02 pm:
I am not.

You had nothing to worry about though

brute472 74M
3480 posts
8/5/2006 9:02 pm

I have a friend that would trade in her husband for a minute man.
Her and hubby sleep in seperate rooms and she timed him from the moment he left his room to come to her bed and to the moment he finished and got up was 28 seconds.

rm_bucfannn replies on 8/6/2006 3:58 pm:

28 seconds? Holy crap. A record probably never to be broken...

rm_Amun10 62M

8/5/2006 9:24 pm

Viagra was one solution for those afflicted with ED...BUT Eli Lilly took a more personal approach and had their patients go "See Alice". Shameful pun...couldn't resist...

rm_bucfannn replies on 8/6/2006 4:01 pm:
Couldn't resist, huh? It was worth it, though. I laughed.

And I know Viagra is for ED, but, most times it inhibits, rather than "achieves"... at least from my experiences

seek_u_topia 51M

8/6/2006 2:54 pm

i feel for you, but still, maybe you should take it as a compliment that he was so taken by your touch! As for me...the aging male, there is little risk of being a minute man! nothing like a good 4 hours of wherein multiples are achieved!

rm_bucfannn replies on 8/6/2006 3:53 pm:
Thanks, C. Age is one thing I give consideration for

And, may I say, I am so happy to see you back, sweetie. I've missed you

Tone_33756 55M

8/6/2006 4:02 pm

Shit, I wish I could be a minute man sometimes...

I spend hours pounding away and I'm still dry... I mean, wtf....there has to be a happy medium somewhere

But, I do feeel for ya my dear - men neeed to learn cock control - plain and simple!

rm_bucfannn replies on 8/6/2006 4:07 pm:
ah Tone. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, eh?

Xeryien 52M
1447 posts
8/7/2006 7:29 am

Damned if you don't and damned if you do!

I don't know about everyone else - (Okay, make that just the guys) but "Control" is a bitch. Sometimes you know that it is not going to last very long (but god damn - 28 seconds?!?! WTF?) and there is going to be disappointment. As I've gotten older, I know I can hold back in certain instances (But then whoa nelly, hang on for the long haul), but it really depends on who I am with....

rm_bucfannn replies on 8/7/2006 8:35 am:
I know. And that part I understand. But jeez, X. Control is a good thing

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