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rm_bubblybut02 33F
41 posts
8/29/2005 3:30 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

My jokes

What is the first thing a pubic hair hears before it hits the floor?

How do you make your gf sound like a dolphin?

Why did the blonde cross the road?

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What did the dildo say to the banana?

Well, answer them for me and I'll write back later and tell you all the answers and if you were right or wrong, you losers!!!


rm_bubblybut02 33F
5 posts
9/13/2005 10:03 am

*"spit"

*ask to stick it in her butt and she says "uh uh, uh uh!"

*????

*????

* What did the banana say to the dildo? "what are you shaking for, she's going to stick me in her mouth first!"


WoundFossaTinge 38M

9/19/2005 8:16 pm

"ahh, ahh, ahh i can't get these hairs out of my teeth" and "sorry baby, i will trim it better next time..."
*ask to stick it in her butt and she says "uh uh, uh uh!" - can't come up w/ a better one...
to ask the chicken why he crossed the road earlier...
none - because they have the woman do it for them and they are fine sitting in the dark...
the banana to the dildo --> "Lucky..."


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/30/2005 5:50 pm

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one ... he just stands there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Also see my post [post 92759] for an alternative answer.

cheers

TTT


rm_ceribus423 42M
13 posts
10/1/2005 8:00 pm

Why did the blonde cross the road?
to prove to the Opossom it could be done
What did the dildo say to the banana?
HEY! wrong hole!


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