Prayers for 2005  

rm_bluegenes51 56M
115 posts
5/26/2005 9:08 am

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Prayers for 2005


FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
who's not a creep,

One who's handsome,
smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call,
not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash,
won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER FOR 2005:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!
Amen

Lapkin4u 42F

5/26/2005 9:37 am

Oh I love it! I'll use it nightly........LOL.


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/26/2005 10:00 am

off to say my prayers, does perfection exist?


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
5/26/2005 10:07 am

I am glad that I could help Lapkin4U... I forgot to put in the disclaimer, "Not an original work" in the post..sorry folks


rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
5/26/2005 10:49 am

Of COURSE you exist Papy..


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
5/28/2005 1:42 am

ROFL.. excellent...
Will start praying straight away!


eatit1960 56M

7/29/2006 3:10 pm

well put, the truth


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