My most memorable date ( so far)  

rm_bluegenes51 56M
115 posts
3/28/2005 12:51 pm

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My most memorable date ( so far)


There used to be a "meat market" type of hangout a couple of towns over from where I lived. I was hanging out, drinking bourbon and ginger's as usual when I made eye contact with a young lady across the room. We continued to steal glances at one another until she tired of it and came ove to ask, "With all of the women in here, why me?" I said something to the effect of, "You have nice hair."(Yes..I was smooth even in my youth) She laughed out loud and asked me if that was the best I could do. Somehow, I got her phone number and made a date for the following Friday evening to go out to dinner at a local club that had live bands. I picked her up and we arrived, were seated and ordered our meals. She started pounding double shots of 151 rum and had downed quite a few before we finished eatinig. Then she wanted to dance. I have been told that I move with animal grace on the dance floor - unfortunately the animal in question was an epilectic monkey. Anyway...we made our way to the dance floor and she started to wobble and finally fell down altogether. One of the security people politely inquired as to her well being, something like,"Get her the fuck out of here or I'm calling the police." I have nothing against our men in blue, but opted to leave. She was pretty wasted, so I decided to cut my losses and just take her home. As we were getting close to her home(she still lived with her parents) she said, "Pull over here." I did. We started to make out and things got a bit hot. She leaned over and whispered, "Please don't cum in my mouth" , as she unziped my jeans. She slid over in the seat, lowered her head and vomitted profusely into my unzipped pants. When she finished, She muttered,"Please take me home.".....

rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
3/29/2005 7:38 am

It was meant to bring a smile...Yes..picked up the tab


Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

3/30/2005 7:37 am

That is a very funny but also sad story, Bluegenes. Any a moment you will remember for ever. You'll laugh at it your old age. Thanks for sharing it


rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
3/30/2005 10:08 am

UH oh...I'm laughing at it already...does that mean I'm old????


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
4/2/2005 7:41 am

LMAO .... great story but sad for you. I wonder if she even would have remembered it the next day.

And bluegenes51... you're as young as you feel.

Keep up the good blogging.


rm_ChriNa 45M/F
49 posts
4/4/2008 12:44 pm

great story we love it.


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