MORNING WOOD  

rm_blkondemand 36M
138 posts
6/23/2006 5:39 am

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7/3/2006 2:57 am

MORNING WOOD

I used to wonder what the reason was for my being moody some mornings. Well, I FOUND IT! Its because of the morning wood!

In bed, I tried to roll over from my back to my stomach this morning, but had some difficulty. Immediately I became conscious and frustrated at the same time. It would've been nice to catch a few more zzzzzzzzz's, but oh well. I spring out of bed for yet another wonderful creation of mine...TODAY.

I try not to let my dick swing as I walk to the bathroom so as not to stimulate it anymore with motion. I always hope that by the time I get to the throne, it will be flacid enough for me to hold it down and point it toward the bowl. (Even though no one sees me, I still prefer to stand when I piss. Its one of those "masculine" things that I have not let go of.) But again, I'm too hard to stand and I am still a little groggy, so I take my place on the seat, hold my wood down under the lip of the bowl (make sure it doesn't touch the porcelean inside, of course) and let my sphincter go! AHHHHHHHHHHH

After flushing, I get up and turn on the light, take a glance in the mirror. This morning that's all I needed to do to take care of the wood. Yesterday, I was still chopping while watching cams until mid-morning. At night when I burn the wood, I'm ready to sleep. In the morning when I put out the fire, I'm ready for anything!

I seem to have to make my partners aware of this fact: Getting the wood out of the way early in the morning clears the libido and wakes up my emotions. If I'm focused on my libido, I can be a very insensitive prick.

How do you handle your morning wood? or your partner's?

Any good morning wood stories?

Do tell!


rm_blkondemand 36M
236 posts
6/23/2006 7:00 am

Bless you! The world would be a better place if there were more that thought like you!

So now that I know a little more about how you like to spend your morning with a partner, if you could plan a full day of ecstacy and bliss with that same person, would you take me through your imaginations?


rm_atlbiatl 39F
8 posts
6/23/2006 7:06 am

I have been looking for some nice wood for my furnace in the mornings. Perhaps we can feel the fire together someday!!


rm_blkondemand replies on 6/23/2006 7:14 am:
When you seriously intend to find something you are looking for rather than just wish for it, its relatively easy to find.

runzwithknives 59F

6/29/2006 7:30 pm

Looks like nice wood for my fire too. bj's tend to take care of that very nicely. My favorite morning activity. Hugs.


rm_blkondemand replies on 7/1/2006 4:42 am:
Let me know when your furnace needs a good log.

rm_wetblkclit4u 45F
7 posts
7/2/2006 3:14 pm

There's no better way to take care of the morning wood than with a deep blowjob


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