Pick up lines  

rm_bigchoklatdk 45M
1168 posts
6/27/2006 9:37 pm

Last Read:
7/8/2006 7:13 pm

Pick up lines

How do you respond to

a pick-up line? Do you get mad, or do you get

turned on by them?


(Here are just a few)

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs....what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want 1 more?

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a BIG BREASTED BED THRASHER, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'm cute?

....and my personal favorite......

Are you Muslim, cause you're tha BOMB!!


Holla.


julie4daddy34 45F
599 posts
6/27/2006 11:55 pm

I would respond if I could actually see the text


moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
6/28/2006 2:59 am

I pity the fool who tries lines on me. Nothing but disdain.

NEXT!!


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/28/2006 11:50 am

I like someone to use them that I already know. Laughter is a sexy thing to share! {=}

So, I guess you Muslim


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


MarcySullivan 52F  
3598 posts
6/28/2006 4:15 pm

I really liked these ones and especially the whipped cream/handcuffs one!!!

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


xoxo
Marcy

Visit my group Analsex lovers and my blog Marcy's world!!


MissKittyNip26 105F

6/30/2006 10:29 pm

Uhh.. I want you to cum for me! LOL! Please refer to Cum on Blogland on Kaliedascope61's blog for the rules to this game.


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

7/3/2006 12:31 pm

Julie~~ LOL....sorry you can't see I will change tha color just 4 YOU!

Holla.


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

7/3/2006 12:33 pm

MLP~~ I'm not one to use pick up lines, but now I definately know not to use one on you!

Holla.


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

7/3/2006 12:34 pm

MOfun~~ no, not Muslim....but still tha BOMB!!

Holla.


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

7/3/2006 12:36 pm

    Quoting MarcySullivan:
    I really liked these ones and especially the whipped cream/handcuffs one!!!

    You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

    You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Marcy~~ Maybe we can try that second one out!

Holla.


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

7/3/2006 12:39 pm

Not only will I cum 4 you, but I will make you scream as well!! LOL

Holla.


MarcySullivan 52F  
3598 posts
7/3/2006 9:56 pm

    Quoting rm_bigchoklatdk:
    Marcy~~ Maybe we can try that second one out!

    Holla.
Mmmmmmm... one question comes to mind.. who wears the whipped cream and how wears the handcuffs.. answer that right and we might go to round 2!!! LOL

xoxo
Marcy

Visit my group Analsex lovers and my blog Marcy's world!!


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

7/4/2006 5:19 pm

Marcy~~ YOU wear the whipped cream & the handcuffs too!!!

Holla.


MarcySullivan 52F  
3598 posts
7/4/2006 8:31 pm

    Quoting rm_bigchoklatdk:
    Marcy~~ YOU wear the whipped cream & the handcuffs too!!!

    Holla.
Wooooooooooooo... good answer!!!! You made it to Round 2!

xoxo
Marcy

Visit my group Analsex lovers and my blog Marcy's world!!


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

7/6/2006 9:17 pm

Marcy~~ Get ready 4 tha Knock-OUT blow!!

Holla.


MarcySullivan 52F  
3598 posts
7/7/2006 7:24 am

Always ready baby!!

xoxo
Marcy

Visit my group Analsex lovers and my blog Marcy's world!!


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