DON'T U EEEVER TALK 'BOUT MY MAMA!!............**warning**....leaving comment may get ya mama dissed  

rm_bigchoklatdk 45M
1168 posts
2/9/2006 11:36 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

DON'T U EEEVER TALK 'BOUT MY MAMA!!............**warning**....leaving comment may get ya mama dissed


...Need to laugh..... ..................................

............ya mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless telephone

............ya mama glasses so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.

............ya mama so dumb, she thought a Quarterback was a refund!

.............ya mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said.....to be continued.

............ya mama so dumb, when the batteries to her vibrator died, she buried them!!

............ya mama so ugly, she makes onions cry!!

...........ya mama's house is so dusty, the roaches ride around in "dune buggies".

OK, OK, One more since u asked so nicely........................

...............ya mama's lips r so big, she doesn't use chapstick.....she uses MOP "N" GLO!

Holla.

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
2/10/2006 2:25 am

Uh occay


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

2/10/2006 8:28 am

Hey Trav~~ ya mama so dumb, the "psychic friends" only charge her half-price to read her mind!!


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

2/10/2006 8:33 am

Sassy~~ what r u laughin' at.....you're like the "Pilsbury Doughboy", everyone wants to poke you!!!! LOL holla. BTW...thanks 4 stoppin' by!


MaggiesWishes 59F

2/10/2006 12:14 pm

oh ~~~ laughs her way to the couch, watching Sassy on the "TV" ...
"damn good company here, ya know"!


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

2/10/2006 1:58 pm

What's so funny Miss Maggie?? Hmmm.......Remember when I told u I was gonna get you back?... well........................................

............ya mama's like a hockey player.....
She doesn't change her pad for 3 periods!! holla.


caressmewell 53F

2/11/2006 5:59 am

LOL, that last one is kinda gross..

I needed this laugh...thanks!


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

2/11/2006 8:10 am

Caress~~ you're welcome!.......being that your such a sweet lady I will not talk about your moms..........................

.............or YOU!!!..............................

..................but I can't help but talk about ya SISTER..............she's so bald that when she takes a shower, she gets "BRAIN-WASHED"!!
Holla.


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