BOOTY CALL.......from a man's perspective  

rm_bigchoklatdk 45M
1168 posts
1/25/2006 9:32 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

BOOTY CALL.......from a man's perspective


It was a Friday night around 11pm. All was well. I was flipping thru the channels on the t.v. with my remote, trying to find something worth while to watch. I finally settled on the game,The Knicks vs Lakers. That's when "it" happened, the telephone rang. I answered, it was "her". She said "hi", I said "what's up". "What are you doing?", she asked. "Just watching the game", I replied. "Oh, who's playing", she inquired, as if she really cared. I said, "the Knicks & Lakers". "Ooh, can I come over and watch it with you?", "I like the Lakers", she said. Not immediately responding to her because I was caught a little off guard, I said "ok". "I'll be there around twelve", she continued. "Fine, I'll be here" I say, sort of sarcastically. Now, when I get off the phone, I rewind the conversation we just had in my head because like Keith Sweat said in a song once, "somethin' somethin' just ain't right". Why is it that us guys always seem to get interupted by a woman when we're watching a game? Anyway, since when did this girl become such the basketball fanatic, and when did it start taking an hour to get to my house when it's only a twenty minute drive? Then it clicked! I know exactly why 'ole Slick Rick wants to come over and play....I mean, watch the game, and I know why it's gonna take so long to get here.....need some time to freshen-up!! Hmmm, I thought to myself. I'm just gonna flip da script on this chick. I'm gonna play hard to get for da horny little devil, ya'll do it to us all the time. Little did I know however, that my devious plot would soon backfire! Laying on my sofa still watching the game, almost an hour later, the doorbell rings. "Ding Dong" it rings, I'm still laying down. "Ding Dong", "ding dong", it rants. "Ok", I yell out. I get up, open the door, and the first thing I noticed about her, is that she juusst got her hair done. I mean like, the beautician rode in the car on her way over here and washed, dried and styled it! The second thing I noticed was the sweet scent of daiseys, lillys, roses, peaches, orchards, vinyards.....that blew into my house when I opend the door, as if she jumped into a pool filled with poupery! Not making any mention of what my senses had sensed, I said "come in". I sat back down on the couch and continued to watch the game, leaving her standing by the door. She kicked off her shoes, standing there rolling her eyes at me. I didn't care because at that point, my plan was working like a charm! She had on an old t-shirt and some shorts that showed her silky smooth legs which looked freshly shaven, as if the beautician did those too. She slowly walks over to the couch and pounces down like a frisky cat right next to me, rubbing against my shoulders. She whispers, "so who's wining". I say, "wining what?" "The game", she replies sort of arrogantly. "Oh, the Knicks are up by one point with five minutes left". Now, anyone who watches basketball knows that five minutes in an NBA game usually lasts about thirty. Once that's said, she gets up and goes into my bedroom to the master bathroom. Now why she goes into my personal space when there is a guest bathroom only ten feet away from the couch is beyond me. She then comes out a couple of minutes later and "little miss nosey", goes into my kitchen. I know exactly what she is going to do......yep, in my frig. I hear nothing but rattling going on. She comes back and plops back down on the couch with her mouth full of doo-dads. I look at her. She's chewing. "Your gonna swell up like a blimp", I yell at her. "So, you're still gonna luv me", she muffles back. "Huh", I don't say, being the gentleman that I am, but that's what I'm thinking. She is just about finished chewing the ruffage in her mouth leaning against me, when I started to notice again the lialac, watermellon scent of her skin. Man! Whoever invented that stuff shure knew what they were doing to get the right reaction out of a man!! Anyhow, by this point she's done chewing whatever and decides to put her intentions on display by jumping on me and licking my cheek, knowing that will get me everytime! Oh hell, it's ON NOW! So I picked up her 150lb frame as if it were 50lbs, carried her to my lair and slammed her on my bed like the "Rock" slamming Stacey Keibler in the ring...........TO BE CONTINUED.......getting late. Holla

rm_SultryVirgo 48F
567 posts
1/26/2006 6:19 pm

WAKE UP!!!! Now that you have me hooked I want to hear the rest of this!!!!! LOL

Sultry


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

1/26/2006 8:26 pm

Calm down Sultry......the sequel will arrive very soon! lol. Check back on my release date. 1/27!! Holla.


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