Tension  

rm_betabonnie 46F
79 posts
10/12/2005 3:55 pm

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Tension


I need to get laid. I'm looking at guys everywhere I go and constantly thinking, "penises, penises everywhere and not a one to ride." I'm wishing I could reach out and pinch a guy's ass in the checkout line at the grocery store. I'm like a starving man in the middle of a banquet he's not allowed to eat. I can see the food around me everywhere but I can't touch it. Argh... boy do I need to get laid. Please?

alex_200mm 57M
4960 posts
10/12/2005 6:11 pm

Bonnie:

Do it.

Watch a guy in the store for a bit and if he looks like what you want, and seems cool, go up to him in the checkout line and give his ass a touch.

He probably won't know what happened at first--this isn't all that common for us guys, or at any rate not for me--so give him a moment or two to register what's happened... then clear your throat and say, "I'm a baaad girl..."

If he has any brains at all, the conversation should flow from there... and if he has no brains, well, they aren't (strictly speaking) necessary for what you want him for. Just spell it out slowly in short words and I'm sure he'll oblige. I certainly would.

Speaking for myself, men like women with initiative--it's one less rejection for us--and I'm sure you'll rapidly have your hands full. Among other areas of your body...

Good luck!

Alex


RailBaron2 54M

10/12/2005 7:01 pm

Well Betabonnie, I cannot read your profile, so I haven't got a clue where you are. I'm in the same boat as you,Your welcome to visit my blog, all about me is there & in my profile, Jim


rm_betabonnie 46F

10/14/2005 4:24 am

Alex:

Wish I really had that kinda guts. Sadly, I'm a bit of an introvert and terribly shy. I'll take it under consideration though... who knows? Maybe being hungry enough _can_ make you steal a loaf of bread...


alex_200mm 57M
4960 posts
10/14/2005 2:30 pm

Bonnie:

I know it's hard to overcome that shyness. I, myself, was once a -gasp!- introvert. Hard to believe, I know, but true.

And I don't even have your advantages of beauty and femininity, and have to use my verbal skills just to get to the oral skills stage with women. Like I said in my earlier post, I'm sure you could succeed with picking up someone, and far more easily and successfully than you imagine.

Come on and eat at the grown-ups' table. Let your betabonnie fire out, and harness it for satiety rather than frustration.

Your assignment for this weekend is to _try_ to pick up one man. I'm sure you'll be able to--given your skills, it should be a snap.

Just make sure that he's what you want, because I'm sure you'll land him...

And now that I've run out of mixed-up metaphors, have a great weekend ...and let us know how the date went!

Alex


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