the treasured "Wingman" versus the dreaded "Cock-blocker"  

rm_bbw__fan 49M
38 posts
3/1/2006 9:42 pm

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the treasured "Wingman" versus the dreaded "Cock-blocker"

i risk violating some parts of the guy code by talking about this out loud, women are smarter than we are, but aren't often aware of these male types, because "wingmen" are cherished treasures, carefully guarded from danger and over-exposure, while "cock-blockers" are usually either left alone by themselves or buried in un-marked graves.

good "wingmen" are the best kind of friend to have, cuz they help ya get laid.

when you got to "water my horse" , they are quick to point out subtle fine points of character , humour or honour, lest they get lost in the karaoke-noise of a bar.
the dreaded 'cock-blocker' , meanwhile oprates under the mis-guided thought that scoring points off his buddies in front of ladies adds to his lustre, always failing to realize that junior high insults usually diminish all of us , in the eyes of our intended lovers-to-be-but-now-never-will.

karma is a circle, and now that high school is behind us , it seems easier for good "wingmen" not just to get their buddies laid, but also get lucky themselves. the wit and gentle grace of a good 'wingman' now stands hisself in his own good stead, the trans am with the eagle on the hood not being the chick magnet advantage it once was.

hollywood loves the imge of the brooding loner , but in fact , real women seem to like fellas with buddies.
after all, if you don't have any friends after 30, might be a reason?
the dreaded 'cock-blocker' operates in this void, cuz who wants a buddy who buggers up your shot at a lady's favour?
if i get the coveted 'dry hump disguised as a slow dance' chance at romance , i don't need "Barney Bigmouth" making fun of my two left feet on the dance floor, thats my whisper in her ear moment.

chemistry and romance are tricky bizness , and the odour of a sour personality can poison the air around the thickest of phero-moans hazi-ness clouds.

some of the most obvious moves chronic cock-blockers make are pinching the waitresses ass , guaranteeing shitty service cuz now she's avoiding our/HIS! table or 'pretending' to 'accidentally bump on of the ladies bewbiess , especially uninvited , unwanted and as a surprise attack,as well as, screwing up the settling of the tab by shortchanging their end, so now instead of jokes n giggles that may lead to tickles, it becomes a 'who bought what/who drank what/who gave what" BS fest.

the good wingman notices when his mate's lass has a short drink, and instead of letting the convo mojo get burped by needing to order a re-load, the next round magically appears.the consideration of this move usually makes an impression on the lass with a new fresh beverage cuz such a generous gesture would never be wasted on a non-deserving jerk, hence the man she is talking to must obviously be a gentleman
the men all know the score , we keep track, and it always ends up positive math all around. the good wingman gets taken to more games, gets invited to more parties, is always a last second fill-in for a late concert cancellation.
hell yeah, a good wingman gets treasured by his buds.

the cock-blocker gets "accidentally" told the wrong pub or a later start time than the real one, he never quite figures out why his party circuit can't build continuity.

women mystify me, i get real head-aches trying to figure out if this is a sentence i am supposed to take at face value or if this is the one i neeed to read between the lines on.

do women have the same concepts as "wingemn" or cock-blocker on Venus?

sensually_4ever 42M/F

3/3/2006 9:29 am


well you are a babe of the highest order you know that???

I really enjoyed meeting you, and realizing. that you don't do double speak and actually mean everything you say...

You will ALWAYS be invited to my parties...

(even the really private ones)


saddletrampsk 54F

3/4/2006 6:40 pm

yeah..I have a couple of cock blocker friends..

Transblucency 44M

3/8/2006 9:58 pm

What the f..??

Your Male Clubhouse Card is hereby revoked. Here is a pistol. You know what to do.

rm_bbw__fan 49M

3/10/2006 2:05 am

hey, trans , count the first three repliers , they already knew.

all i did was supply specific examples

more examples are needed

sensually_4ever 42M/F

3/27/2006 7:01 am

Tag you are it!!!!!!

Have to supply six secret things about you.. and tag 6 more people


rm_bbw__fan 49M

4/6/2006 11:01 am

Reply to Mr Aries:

* psst * pinkbox the smart lasses already knew , they are subtle enough to give a greenlight wink to the wingman or a quick eyeball redlight, when the cause is hopeless.

and frankly, the ladies who hang around here have their own version of this:

"The estrogen-only telegraph sytem"

when a fella proves himself to be a gent who can deliver any of these:

"Gilligan sex" { a three hour tour, a three hour tour }or

the "Tarzan-throw down" hammer job or , my personal fave ,

a "Winnie the pooh" cuddle-snuggle fest where pillow talk while the lil sarge re-charges isnt the best part , but its quality time , too,

well, that fella gets a nod of approval no testerone will ever sniff out.

the ladies who don't have a clue about wingman, prolly need the heads-up. the process of chemistry and romance is tricky magic
and us horny folks need as much ass-istance to bridge the distance

between Venus and Mars as we can get.

after all, Apollo doesnt arrive riding the satyr every time.

and the guys who are natural born cock-blockers need a smack upside the head with a frying pan, guaranteed one of them read this note, and defensively sneered

'what a load of bunk' , instead of the light finally dawning for them.

rm_CynosureX 40M
17 posts
4/14/2006 12:47 pm

We should write down a "Wingman's Credo" so that others can benefit from our wisdom. Imagine how many friendships we could save!

sensually_4ever 42M/F

4/15/2006 6:09 pm

My my my.. I certainly never knew al this was so widely known...

How could I have gone so long with out picking up on this???


estrogen only telegraph system is a myth BTW

shasta1973 43F

4/27/2006 2:15 am

lol bbw, sensy lies...its no myth, lol, ask cyn

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