God can't aim properly  

rm_baldlovin 35M
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11/28/2005 5:56 am

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God can't aim properly

Okay, here is my theorie... God can't aim properly.

Why you think? Or how I came to this theorie?

Me and a buddy of mine went home from town. It was snowing and I remarked that snow was made by God to make the world prettier.

My friend on the other hand, thought that if snow was meant to make the world prettier... he would let christmasballs rain down on the trees.

Of course, I reject that remark... how could God make sure those christmas balls would only land in trees.

He was explaining, that with help of wind and accurate aiming... God would be able to decorate the trees.

"God can't aim".
I say God can't aim... which is the reason why it doesn't rain christmas balls. You think God hasn't tried this in the past?
First he actually just tried 1... a big one... it seemed to whipe out all the dinosaurs when it hit earth... not such a success.

God also still tries sometimes, mostly with hail as big as chritmas balls... still shattering windows and human heads with it... thus no success.

This can also explain, why a guy can't aim properly and the toilet seat is wet all the time.
God made the man (Adam) to his own image... and he past it on to all of us... that's why men can't aim.

So, no all the truth about thou God.

God Can't aim

imBambi 58M/50F

11/28/2005 6:45 am


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

12/1/2005 6:45 pm

That's funny... I liked that and I am still smiling.


Always The Bitch

rm_baldlovin 35M

12/2/2005 3:03 am

thnx Mandy and ImBambi

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