Are you a cunning linguist?  

rm_badmonkE27 46M
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5/26/2006 5:32 pm

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7/19/2006 11:21 pm

Are you a cunning linguist?

So, you think you're the shit when it comes to pleasing a lady orally. Why? Because you've been told you're the shit when it comes to pleasing a lady by the ladies you have pleased? Or you won the pie eating contest at the county fair?

So, armed with that confidence, do you try even harder to out do yourself? Maybe you even do some research beyond the 127 private viewings of "Everybody's Doin' It". Maybe you practice in fresh fruit- mangos, papaya, and peaches, oh my!

Ever wonder why there are so many women that you have not been with that claim every man who claims to be the best, the absolute Don Juan of cunnilingus [(kun-eh-leen'gus)Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva~~~from Latin, 'he who licks the vulva'] is so full of himself and really doesn't know half what they think they do?

Ever wonder why you might never hear a woman tell you "stop lickin' it like that" (with the exception of those who might actually be so bad that they cause unpleasant pain)?

Women, just like men, have no problem telling their same sex friends the truth about their sexual experiences (and yes, these are generalizations).

So guys, where do you think you'd really rank in the girls locker room or at Bunk-O?
And ladies, how honest are you with your man AT THE RIGHT TIME? How much does your story you
tell him differ from what you tell your friends?

And, before you ask, no, I haven't been told I need help...but I'd be open to suggestions...

sweetlips_hotong 46F

5/28/2006 10:07 pm

I must say i like what you had to say. keep it cumming.

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