My new video introduction  

rm_babyboomer26 66M
781 posts
8/22/2006 3:09 pm

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My new video introduction

I was feeling adventurous the other day and it occurred to me this would be a good time to record my very first "video introduction" here on AdultFriendFinder. So I started to think of what I wanted to do.

Should I take a video of me in the shower? No, I already have that picture in my profile.


OK then, how about a live masturbation video? No, too trite. EVERYONE'S got a masturbation video.

I know, I'll make a video of me actually having live sex with someone on camera. Now we're cooking. A video introduction like that would undoubtedly shoot my profile up to the top of the most popular members list. When all the horny women got a gander at my fucking techinque, I'd have to beat the winks and emails off with a stick.

It would also earn me a lot more of those points I don't need since I already paid for the little gold ball. I think you get something like a zillion points for uploading videos.

Now that I had a concrete plan, all I had to do was find someone to actually have sex with in front of 23,982,584 Active Members. Well, I immediately thought of


because I want to have sex with her anyway and this would provide the perfect excuse. But then I realized that she lives 1,800 miles away and if I asked her, it probably wouldn't happen today. And I was in a rush to get it done. Who should I call?

It occurred to me I could ask my friend Ann, the redhead. She'd do it. So I asked her and she agreed.

I got busy setting up the tripod, making sure the lights were just so, and everything was ready to go, when Ann suggested that it would be even hotter if we did a threesome. OH BOY, what a great idea! Now my profile will zoom to the top of the popular member video intros list too. The only problem was I didn't know anybody else who would agree to this without being paid. And this was to be a strictly low budget project. Ann said, "No problem, I can get my friend Andy!"

This was so great! We made the video of the threesome of Ann, Andy and me. It was a full-length feature - the whole two minutes! And, I have to admit it was HOT!

I couldn't wait for that note from AdultFriendFinder saying my video was approved and now available for viewing. I checked my email every five minutes. Finally it came:

Dear Boomer,

We're sorry to inform you that your video greeting #1 has been denied on AdultFriendFinder.

We hope that you will return to AdultFriendFinder and create another video because people with videos typically get around 10 times as many responses as those without videos.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email as we want you to have the best experience with AdultFriendFinder!


The AdultFriendFinder Staff

AdultFriendFinder, 445 Sherman Avenue, Suite C, Palo Alto, CA 94306

SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! All that work for nothing! Anyway, I did manage to capture a still shot of that video. It's the picture attached to this post.


redrobin012057 59F

8/22/2006 3:49 pm

God love ya Boomer baby.... your just on a roll..... but then I am even further away than the fine young lass in this post(Rosie)but kudos to a.f.f for denying your video introduction,

Robin ÿ

rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/22/2006 8:43 pm:
Geez Robin, did you have to OUT Rose? I never mentioned any names! She's gonna be pissed at you!


redrobin012057 59F

8/22/2006 3:55 pm

Robin ö Just heard your voice introduction and you sound just the way you look.

That reminds me of have you seen the 3rd Rock from the Sun....yesssss you sound just like Dick!!!

rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/22/2006 8:46 pm:
Sexy pics, sexy voice. What can I do? It's my curse in life. BTW, I like your pussy pic better than that lame lavender bird.


JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/22/2006 4:36 pm

I didn't even pay attention to the picture till after I read the entire post and I believed it every word of it. Then I looked at the picture and thanks I needed that laugh today.


rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/22/2006 8:49 pm:
What's so funny? I was plenty pissed off when I got the rejection letter and I gotta tell you Ann was none too happy either. We haven't told Andy yet. He was already spending the money from the residuals.


electriccompany 52M

8/23/2006 7:37 am

WOW! Ann was a real doll for doing that for you, Boomer.

rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/23/2006 11:23 pm:
LOL. Great observation. I wish I had thought of that when I was writing the post.

Yeah, Ann's a real doll all right. And she's not one of those skinny-assed Barbie types either. She's got some cushion for pushin'.


goodatpoetry2 66M
12386 posts
8/23/2006 10:25 pm

You really fooled me there! LOL!
I didn't notice the picture until after reading it all.
Great post!

And, where's MY color-box?
I'm beginning to think that you're NOT the color salesman, at all.

rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/23/2006 11:26 pm:

I'll be right over to dress up your blog. Are you sure you can afford my rates?


rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/23/2006 11:30 pm

babyboomer26 replies on 8/22/2006 11:57 pm:
Gee, it was just that ONE time, and it was purely for artistic purposes.

Hmmmm, I seem to remember the night this all got started. First, you got a vagina pillow and boobie candles...and now,'re making vids with the dolls. tsk tsk I hope you get some real soon, Mr. Boomer.
BTW, awwwwww, you made me smile with your mention of me in fun's blog. You're a DOLL.


rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/24/2006 8:31 pm:
Kritter! I didn't think you were the type to kiss and tell. If I knew that, I would have never invited you over to see the inside of my place.


electriccompany 52M

8/24/2006 11:36 am

babyboomer26 replies on 8/24/2006 2:23 am:
LOL. Great observation. I wish I had thought of that when I was writing the post.

I know how you feel. Immediately after clicking the (Post) button, I thought, "Ann was looking kinda raggedy near the end of the video."

Thanks for and please keep up the Boomer Humor!

rm_dimples565 67F
24436 posts
8/25/2006 4:07 am

You always do the cutest funniest things Boomer. Listened to your voice video. Very sexy voice to match you.

A Drama Free Blog with Smiles


rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/25/2006 5:38 am:
I tried to get Ann to say hello too, but she was too shy.


bipolybabe 54F

8/25/2006 7:54 am

Did you ever find out why it was rejected?



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rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/25/2006 2:01 pm:
No, they don't give a reason. My bet is it was just TOO hot. Probably melted a monitor or two at the home office.


bipolybabe 54F

8/25/2006 8:04 am

Oh, and I just linked to your blog from here:

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rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/25/2006 2:04 pm:
Thanks for the pimp BP. And I still want to caress your belly in Greece.


wickedeasy 66F  
25415 posts
8/25/2006 8:10 am

here via BPB

very funny stuff - reading on


You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/25/2006 2:07 pm:
Welcome wicked (if I may be informal). Thanks for the compliment.


Hydragenias 56F

8/26/2006 4:06 pm

This is just WAY TOO CUTE! you look adorable inbetween Ann and Andy, LOL

rm_babyboomer26 replies on 8/26/2006 6:48 pm:
And you look adorable between the towel and the wall!


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