piano man  

rm_art_persists 51M
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1/8/2006 12:57 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

piano man

A drunk is sitting at the bar when a guy walks in. The guy goes directly to the bar an unloads the contents of his pack. First he pulls out a little grand piano then a small piano bench and finally a little man who proceeds to play the piano beautifully.

The drunk asks the man where he got the little man and the man says "I found this lamp at a construction site, polished it and a genie appeared. The genie said "I will give you one wish". So I made my wish and this little guy appeared."

The drunk then says "could I polish that lamp?"
"sure" says the guy and he proceeds to hand the lamp to the drunk

The drunk feverishly polishes the lamp until the genie appears and says "I will give you one wish"
The drunk thinks a little and says "I want a million bucks"

Suddenly ducks start raining out of the sky, millions of them

The drunk yells "wait a minute! I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!"

to which the other guy dryly replies "do you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"

Plano69 54M

1/13/2006 7:02 am


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