Virtual Girl  

rm_art_persists 51M
1120 posts
4/12/2006 7:38 am

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Virtual Girl


I was in the local sex shop yesterday and she was there: the girl of my dreams. She has an always open mouth ready to be fucked. Her legs are always spread and she doesn't talk. She only costs $2000.00 and she will be there for the purchaser until she wears out. If you can overlook the seams and the patch of pubic hair which looks like it came off a cheap taiwanese wig, she's oh so sexy. And... if you have $18,000 you can purchase her sister with the articulated joints....

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

4/13/2006 5:05 am

That's what those dolls cost? I figured the'd run $50 - $100. Now I'm wondering if it is worth it. For $2,000 how good can the sensation really be?

Lady Bambi


dasher121 36M

4/13/2006 12:43 pm

She is wonderful isnt she? Always just hanging out, she'll keep you dry in the pool, hell she'll let you lay on her back while she floats face down! How cool is that! She doesnt make any noise during sex though, ppssst i think she's a bit fridgid....dont tell her i said that though, she can hear really good through the closet door.

TheDude.


southrnpeach333 50F

4/13/2006 7:04 pm

who needs articulated arms anyway....


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
4/13/2006 11:17 pm

Lady: she's flesh-like and she never gets a sunburn

Dasher: she's especially frigid when you put her outside in the cold

Southrn: if I'm going for a handjob I need the articulation

Shy: if you have the money, he's there for you


Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
4/14/2006 6:19 am

I was told the used ones are on special 70% off this weekend only, couldn't have had as bad a sort all up in her than my ex.... (oh am I being too bold? )


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
4/14/2006 6:22 am

I can't believe all these folks against having such a lover...

Just kidding!


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
4/14/2006 7:57 am

Vick: the used ones can be quickly cleaned up of their past slutty ways just by wiping with isopropyl alcohol...


Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
4/14/2006 10:19 am

yes, whereas with my ex, you'd have to dip you junk in kerosene to get clean of her now...


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
4/15/2006 1:51 pm

Vick: dip in kerosene, attach a wick....


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
4/18/2006 2:10 pm

Virtual: that's a $500 option


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