The high price of Gas  

rm_art_persists 51M
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5/15/2006 6:04 pm

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The high price of Gas

I used to work as a ski tech in a rental shop at a small ski hill (small by Western North American standards - would have been a major resort out east). One year I had to work on Christmas day. I had been eating mincemeat tarts with grand marnier whip cream. I ate tons because they were so fucking good....

As I arrived at work, the farts came upon me. At the time I was quite a gaseous fellow but this gas attack was difficult to bear. The part that made it really bad was that the ski shop was about 20 by 12 and very crowded. I was lighting one off every minute or so. People were becoming disgusted.

My boss, who is nicknamed the Hermanator because his name is Herman and he speaks with an Arnold Schwarzenegger Austrian accent, finally blurted out: "Go take a shit". The problem was I had already tried that....

Gotta say, I really did not want to spread that type of Christmas cheer

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/15/2006 11:43 pm

OMG, sometimes you crack me up.......I never know what I'm going to read when I come to your blog the one bad experience I had skiing down hill came to me after reading this. I was going pretty fast and I knocked down this kid and thought I hurt him bad and wanted to be sick...........goes to show they should not have a novice hill at the end of a good ski slope

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
5/16/2006 9:30 pm

waer: I write whatever is on my mind: glad you could see humor in what I wrote I once had a head on with a kid while snowboarding - literally two heads colliding

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