I was 13...  

rm_art_persists 51M
1120 posts
5/8/2006 8:57 pm

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I was 13...


1978 was my first summer of puberty; I was 13 years old and I got a hard-on when the wind blew. I was on holiday in Chemainus: they had a saltwater swimming pool with a diving board. And girls... so many of them. I'd think and I'd be hard, I'd move and I'd be hard.

I decided to dive off the diving board and of course I had a stiffy; I wasn't ashamed of it because I had yet to learn that a woody needed to be hidden.... I did my dive and went for another. While I was walking back up to dive, I again had a erection: it was totally obvious in my Adidas Mexico shorts.

On my way my dad walked up to me and gave me this fatherly advice: he said "when it gets like that, push it down." So of course, I did. This only made it all the more obvious and now I was aware and embarassed. I was tenting so I learned the first trick of hiding the hard, bend over. The next was to tuck it upwards. The problem with the uptuck is that the head often ends up over the wasteband so a shirt is necessary

It's funny, that bit of bad advice from my Dad was the only sexual advice I ever got from him....

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/8/2006 9:43 pm

Sometimes girls have it so much easier ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


dasher121 36M

5/9/2006 4:44 am

hahahhaa, yeah but that is the most common and important advice. Advice that you will use throughout most of your life, the old tuck and hide. but yes, you do need a shirt for that to properly work

theDude.


Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
5/9/2006 7:11 am

you were 13 in '78? well you're more youthful than me most times...

I had the same awkward big innocent dorkin issues, but usually with sexy results!


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
5/9/2006 9:21 pm

Daphne: yes; but you do have to deal with nipple effects and clitty litter....

Dude: I'm starting a movement called "be proud of your stiffy"

Vick: did you actually get some????


Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
5/10/2006 8:24 am

oh yeah...er, actually? oh, then I mean no...


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
5/10/2006 7:29 pm

Vick: caught in the old "I'm not a virgin" lie...


MrNuttz05 49M

5/11/2006 6:34 pm

Dude, I remember getting on a ferris wheel with 3 babes on an 8th grade field trip... One liked me & of course I liked her friend. But 'BLUTO' liked them all... You gotta' believe me, there was nothing I could do! Especially when we stopped @ the top!


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
5/11/2006 7:48 pm

Nuttz: I visualize your hands in your lap


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