Security  

rm_armond451960 56M
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1/22/2006 8:05 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Security

Sercurity at the airport
Why don't they ever frisk me
I'm waiting for there metal detector
to ring out real loud
and worn everybody
there is some heavy metal to be found
To my surprise again I pass with no alarms
What is wrong with security
Don't they know I am armed
I'm carring a loaded weapon
In my pants you see
I took by mistake this morning
A Viagra pill in deed
I'm walking around the airport
With a loaded weapon on me
Hoping to be cought
And have all the female frisk me.


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