The Willi Song.  

rm_aranayd 46M
898 posts
7/29/2006 1:27 pm
The Willi Song.

Okay, I vented. Now for some weirdness. I wrote this silly little song to annoy my brother. As intended, he hates it. Gets mad every time I start strumming it. Just because I spray-painted “Willi is a Weeni” on our garbage can when I was sixteen and he was seven, is no reason to hate music. As for the spelling, he likes his name spelled that way, something about there being no ‘y’ or ‘ie’ in William ‒ don’t ask.

The Willi Song:

There’s wieners in the freezer, and there’s wieners on the grill.
My brother is a wiener but I think I love him still.
With a little mustard, and some relish sauce.
I’ll have mine with some ketchup and a side of apple sauce.
Deep fried in some batter, with a little stick.
I’d eat them by the dozen, but they sit there like a brick.
Some people like them cut up, and mixed in with some beans.
But that just gives me nasty gas. I think I’ll stick to greens.
‘Cause they’re made from lips and assholes, mangled into slop,
They cram it into some kind of casing, and then out the wiener pops.
‘Cause there’s wieners in the freezer, and wieners on the grill.
My brother Will, he’s a wiener, but I think I love him still.

rm_loneremily 33F
328 posts
8/1/2006 8:25 pm

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