I'm pretty...oh, so pretty...  

rm_agathon1 46M
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4/30/2006 8:41 am

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4/30/2006 8:44 am

I'm pretty...oh, so pretty...

Top reasons why I don't have a photo posted:

I don't own a webcam (Ahm a still new to this innernut thang-y).

I'm too lazy to figure out how to operate a webcam (technical manuals sound like organic chemistry to me).

I refuse to photograph my penis (it's not even my best feature and it doesn't have a sense of humor!).

I don't own a digital camera (well...not completely true but it's a jointly owned thing and it would be difficult to explain the pictures of my johnson to the owner).

I look better in low lighting (preferrably when you've had a few drinks in you).

My ex might find me here (or her lawyer).

My mother might find me here (or her second husband).

If you're curious about what I look like, I'm usually out jogging on Brookside Road, begging the motorists to run me over and put me out of my misery.

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