Love your pussy  

DelayBallsProms 38M
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8/17/2006 6:35 pm

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8/20/2006 9:39 pm

Love your pussy


I was once told a friend of mine didn’t expect to ever get a blowjob because he didn’t want to eat pussy. I was aghast. Pussy is like caviar*, you might think it looks gross and smells gross, but you shouldn’t turn it down, it’s valuable and should be savored.

* actually I’ve never had caviar, but I hear it’s a gourmet treat

I love the taste of pussy. I haven’t been able to taste as many as I would like as I was married for a long time, but from those I have tried I have learned that each pussy has it’s own wonderful flavor. Vegetarian Pussy tastes sweet, like honeydew. Alcoholic Pussy tastes like beer. Horney Pussy sours, while Fresh Out Of The Shower is subtle. What does Your Pussy taste like? I want to find out. (Cotton balls taste bad, however, so if you are wearing anything that might taste like cotton balls please remember to hold still so I can work around it.)

They say eating chocolate causes a woman to feel the same chemical feelings caused by love. Some people think that men are incapable of understanding this, but actually they can. No matter how you might feel about a woman, if your penis is in her mouth you are in love with the top of her head.

The only thing that makes getting a blowjob better is the feeling that I’ve earned the climax. After I’ve massaged and lightly brushed every nerve ending on your body, then gone over them all again with my lips, and exhausted every possible way I can think of to make you cum and cum again, after all that I can fully enjoy the attention on my penis and cum knowing that I will not need it to be a ready tool for at least a few minutes.

I was musing once on why men have to work so hard to convince women to have sex. ‘Don’t women enjoy sex even more than men do?’ Not every time. Although I love the feral look in a woman’s eye when she is completely taken over by desire, and the wonderful faces she makes in climax, and the Cheshire Cat smile of a woman who has enjoyed herself past her limit and back again, there are men out there who just want to get off and feel free to do it quick. These selfish men are ruining pussy! When women have bad sexual experiences, they start to think that since men enjoy sex more than they do, they should just use men for things like stability and money. Pussy is a natural resource and should be protected! Men who spoil the environment are punished by law, and selfish men who don’t please their women in bed should be jailed or fined (or executed) to protect the rest of us. We can be lenient on the inexperienced as long as they put in the effort.

Women, don’t be embarrassed about your pussy. Some women find it embarrassing that we can feel the heat radiating from your jeans when you are enjoying our company, or that a light breeze can tell us about your mood, don’t be, we like that you desire us. And don’t be afraid to let us see them, they are all beautiful. And the occasional unintentional noise is normal. And if you are with a man who doesn’t like the look or smell or feel or taste or sounds of your pussy, let him go watch men tackle each other on TV while you go out and find a real man.

abitcrazy4sex 45M
1335 posts
8/17/2006 7:00 pm

Quoting - "you might think it looks gross and smells gross, but you shouldn’t turn it down, it’s valuable and should be savored."

While i agree with you about how great it is taste and all it does by no means look gross or smell gross ! i love to look and could stare at a womans amazing love tunnel all night and day long


TXBITCH2006 49F

8/17/2006 7:01 pm

These selfish men are ruining pussy!

Well said darlin'....lmao


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