the silly little things I do  

rm_abutoo2 44M
708 posts
7/22/2006 4:17 am

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the silly little things I do

Here's a couple of things I do when I'm not paying attention. Here lately, I've been doing this a lot.

Talking to a friend on my phone (only have a cell phone) and I'm looking all around for my phone. I've even said into the phone... "where the hell did I leave my phone?" Friend "uhhh... Tim, what are you talking about?" "huh?"

oh shit...
Have my lighter in my hand and come back in the house from the car and start looking all around for... my lighter.
oh damn...

Making coffee at a store. I use two splendas and six half & half shots...
Open the half and half, dump the milk in the trash throw the empty thimblethingie into the coffee... oops. Tear the splenda open and shake it into the trash can... lol.

forget what route I'm on and exit the wrong interstate on a given day. Oh shit. Usually I realize it's the wrong day in the middle of the exit curve... turn around next exit. (sigh)

my previous route before the one I'm on now I had to drive a different truck every day. One day I got mixed up and drove truck number 85 instead of 82. I got to my first store (1 hour from plant) and I had a trailer loaded with nothing but empty racks (ahhh... fuck'n hell)
(actually did that one on the day after I wrote that letter to my boy, lol)(boss wasn't happy)

get soda/water out of the fridge, poor a drink and put the soda/water back up... in the cupboard.

void the same check three times in a row because my hand wants to write it for whatever amount it wants regardless of what I actually owe!

Go back in the kitchen three times for the same glass of soda that I just poured and each time leave the kitchen with something other than the soda, and have to go back.

And, twice in the last six weeks I've gone to leave my house only to notice at the door that I'm wearing shorts... boxer shorts... mmm... think I may need clothes on.

me stressed and distracted, tired??? no way!

canuhandle1968 48F

7/22/2006 4:56 am

Sounds like your half-zeimer's is already kickin' in.....

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/22/2006 5:08 pm:
what were we talking about again?

NSAAddict 42F

7/22/2006 5:20 am

Yes you in your wet boxer shorts distracts me too... oh wait that wasn't the question LOL, I hate when I do things like that!

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/22/2006 5:08 pm:
my shorts can't distract you anymore than your little school girl outfit distracts me! lol

sassy1296 51F

7/22/2006 6:30 am

I lose my keys when they are in my hand. Paperwork that I need but can't find is the one I am holding at the time.
Looking at your new profile pic I forget what I was typing....
come here and I will give you a hug.

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/22/2006 5:09 pm:
maybe I'll have to change that pic if it's distracting all you ladies so much

Addy19742 42F

7/22/2006 7:33 am

When I do crazy things like that, I really do think I am losing my mind. However, you do have a lot on your plate. Hang in there!

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/22/2006 5:10 pm:
I'd rather think I'm losing my mind! lol

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
7/22/2006 9:17 am

After the Katrina and the Flood, what stuff I had was spread out among 4 different locations. There were days I would stand in the middle of the room, after looking for something for 2 hours and try to convince myself that "I am NOT losing my Mind" repeated like a mantra.
What helped? Drugs, sex, rock and roll, really!

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/22/2006 5:11 pm:
woohoo! lol... fuck it can't find it... ahhh -- to the bar!

GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
7/22/2006 5:24 pm

well, at least you're not driving for a living... er, wait... lol

hang in there - you'll get some relaxation soon enough - i hope...

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/22/2006 5:28 pm:
lol... thanks man (stay off the roads in okc tomorrow)

HarmsMylarMaria 58M

7/23/2006 3:18 am

my (ex)wife once lost her wedding rings. she put them on the wrong hand after a shower or something and we searched for hours!

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/23/2006 4:12 pm:
lol, that's too funny!

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