Lets Start  

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11/9/2005 6:44 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Lets Start


Now I am not trying to sound cocky, but I think I am in pretty good shape, I am rather good looking and I am a gentleman by most women's standards. Even if I meet a woman for a one night stand, I treat her with the respect I would treat any lady.

So here I am talking to some attractive woman that wants to cheat on her husband (not passing judgement, just pointing out where her morals stand). I normally avoid the married ones but she seemed exceptionally cute and I have a weakness for older ladies.

Read the progress of the emails below, until *gasp* she sees my profile and sees I am BI! Because we know that if I am randomly meeting her to have sex and help her cheat on her husband, my past sexual experiences are just wayyy to much to handle.

emails:
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ME:
Hey, just writing you back. How's it going tonight? You look awesome in your photos, I am not sure if I sent any of myself to you, but I can. So what are you looking for from AdultFriendFinder? What do you do in the regular world?

Hope to hear back from you,

HER:
Hi,
No, you didn't send me any pics and I would love to see them.
Physical attraction is just as important to me as compatibility.
Looking forward to seeing them.

ME:
Hi xxxx,

I didn't realize I forgot the photos. Well here is two of me. I had more but they are stuck on my now broken computer. I agree, physical attraction is as important as anything else. So tell me what you think, if you find me attractive

HER:
Hey xxxx
Anyway...you are such a cutie!! Of course I find you attractive!
I wan't able to view your profile because I'm only allowed 10 per day, so tell me alittle about yourself and what you are looking for.
I have attached a pic of me.
Talk to you soon.

ME:
So anyways, thank you. I'm glad you liked the photos, you are gorgeous.. and I might add that you have a killer body. I am looking for someone I can talk to, be open with, relaxed around.. and have sex with. I am not looking for a serious relationship, but a friendship with benefits would not be out of the question for me. And a few things about me, lets see, I love older movies, especially old horror movies (think Vincent Price). In bed, I love foreplay, I like to stretch it out for a very long time, I love to spend my time exploring and learning a womans body. That's the problem with one night stands, you just don't get the time to really learn a woman, see what she enjoys, get to know her. Having fun in bed is more than knowing how to get them off. You have to be able to really talk to them and have a good time with them. So I don't need someone to hang out with me all the time.. but I want someone that when I go to see them, we can talk for a bit, bullshit a little while before the sex or afterwards. Does that makes sense? I kind of just started ranting. I want a healthy sexual relationship and/or friendship, but no strings attached. So tell me about yourself and what you're looking for?

HER:
Thanks for the email! I enjoyed reading about you.
The first thing that I want to say is that I am 100% REAL, so you don't have to worry about that. I've heard that alot of women on here are not. I sure hope your normal because I got really scared yesterday from this creep on here that said he was going to find my husband and tell him that I'm on this site. I'll tell you alittle about me......I've been married for almost 20 years and have 4 boys ages 17, 15, 12 & 5. They are alot of fun! They keep me busy! My husband and I get along great except for the sex. He's never had a sex drive and up until 2 weeks ago, he was the only man that I ever slept with. I met one guy off this site so far who was 24 and he drove from Pittsburgh. My husband and I only ever do it in the missionary position and never oral sex. I didn't want to be 70 some day and say, "I wish I would have" because I feel like I'm missing out on some great sex. I've talked to alot of guys on here....some are psycho and other seem nice but then turn strange. Us girls have to be more careful on here then guys do. Sometimes it's hard to weed out the good from the bad, so I try to use my best judgement. I'm not "white trash" as 95% of the women on here seem to be.
What else do you want to know? I don't mind any questions.
Talk to you later.

ME:
Hi xxxx,

It was nice to hear back from you. You are right, there is quite a few girls I have talked to that actually turned out to be fake. I can totally understand why you would be wary of meeting people on here. I can promise you that I am nothing but a down to earth, polite sort of guy. I don't plan to blackmail you, I won't do anything you don't want to do... and I know some good jokes! I can only imagine how four boys would keep a mother busy. Heck, even one boy is a lot of work, so good job! I hope you find me to be one of the good 'weeds' and not a bad one, I know I have even talked to a few women on here that were a little creepy, so I can only imagine the men. What are some other things that you haven't had a chance to try regarding sex, that you would enjoy? And how long until you think you would feel comfortable meeting up? I'm not impatient or anything, just curious. And do you exercise at all? I only ask because you look like you put a lot of effort in to looking good, but maybe you're one of those lucky women who it just comes naturally to? I will talk to you soon. Have a good day!

HER:
xxxx...I was just able to view your profile and saw that you are bi. I'm so sorry, but I'm not interested in bi men.
Thanks anyhow and good luck to you.

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