Top 10 things NOT to type while viewing webcams  

rm_Zipitup5 56M
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1/13/2006 7:53 am

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7/11/2006 6:44 pm

Top 10 things NOT to type while viewing webcams

10)Whatcha eating?
9) You're not fat, just curvy.
How cold is it? (especially when you're typing to somebody in the Ukraine)
7) I hope you're not out in public wearing that!
6) So when you say, "no guys", that doesn't go for me, right?
5) You haven't moved, or blinked in THREE FREAKIN' MINUTES, NO WONDER YOU CAN"T GET A SEX PARTNER!
4) Is that a cold sore on your lip?
3) Okay, all I'll need is a pap smear and we're finished.
2)Niiiice sideburns.
1)If you're going to use two dildo's, a vibrating clit ring and your best girlfriend on your web cast, could you upgrade to something made in THIS century? I'm sick to death of Lego porn!

saddletrampsk 54F

1/13/2006 8:30 am

I always get guys telling me to "open my ass"..sheesh

EroticTantra 57M

1/13/2006 12:07 pm

Funny, they say the same thing to me.

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