Short-Hand Sex  

rm_YipYazoo 50M
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9/6/2006 7:57 pm

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9/7/2006 3:45 pm

Short-Hand Sex

I was thinking about the recent Emmy Awards and how all the stars have to go down the "catwalk" to show off how glamorous or handsome they are (whether they believe it or think it's part of the job), along with exhibitions of "threads and bling" (i.e. designer clothes and jewelery) to the unwashed masses.

Then I imagined the inane conversations which can occur at these types of events. Some of it can be in short-hand. For example, "Dahling, your surgeon, please!" Which roughly translates to, "Darling, your latest nip-tuck is ab-fab and I want an appointment. Let's do lunch. Ciao!"

Then I thought about the short-hand and acronyms used for selling a car in the newspaper. Examples include "PS" for power-steering and "AT" for automatic transmission.

So, what if your AdultFriendFinder profile only allowed a few lines regarding what you are looking for? Well it could look something like this:

SWM seeks FFM/CFM for FWB/FB. Likes BJ, DP, GB,TOYS. DDF/SS.

Anyone want to take a stab at a translation? Or how about making one up for us to figure out?


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