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Why we HUMP like rabbits
Why we HUMP like rabbits
Current mood: curious
Did you know that you can tell from the skin
whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce
amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and
blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you
piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
up.It stretches and tones up just about every
muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts
blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been posted to you for good
luck in sex. The original is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been posted around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days after reading this message, provided you, in turn, post it on. If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your bulletin in 96 hours. Please post and see what happens in four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember:
you must post this in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!
1/12/2006 5:56 am
1/12/2006 7:50 am
Interesting facts but I still think we hump like rabbits because we want to beat the Energizer bunny |
1/12/2006 8:12 am