Things to do with a banana!!! Yes I said banana.  

rm_YGB_fran 33F
1275 posts
8/16/2006 2:31 pm

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Things to do with a banana!!! Yes I said banana.

busty] I was dared to write about the usefulness of a banana by a twisted woman, this is her picture
. If you see her run away, or else you better have a bunch of bananas with you to satisfy her unorthodox fruit fetish! lmao

So okay where was I? The erotic banana.....

Great for foreplay (geez I can't believe I'm doing this). Peeling it back slowly in front of your partner, softly kissing it and licking it up and down before gently wrapping your lips around the tip. Taking in as much as you can and pulling it back out without biting, smiling at him so he knows what might happen if he is good or bad (depending on which way you swing).

You can eat it off your partner (or me...*wink*) with some whipped cream, chocolate sauce or ice cream! YUMMY!

If you don't peel the banana it can be inserted into a couple of different places. Use your imagination! And if you have more than one banana you can use two at a

Well that's all I can think of right now...I hope that fulfills my dare? *rolling my eyes*

Now where'd I leave my banana? Nope that's a pickle, shoot what is a cucumber doing here? lol

Buh bye!

YGB_fran muuaah muuaah

jrb6955 58M

8/24/2006 7:14 pm

Job well done. I particularly liked the banana split idea, yummy.
I am still wading my way through all of the posts playing the Game, but I have been LMAO in the process. What fun. By the way, were those pickles gherkins or kosher dills?

bowbone 42M

8/18/2006 6:38 pm

"Paint it yellow? Sounds intriguing but be careful it doesn't get mistaken for the real thing *chomp* lol"
If it gets a treatment like your banana its worth the risk, lol.

tadpudgy 56M

8/18/2006 11:36 am

Have you viewed the surveillance tapes???!!! If you let me squeeze your melons, and you treated me like a banana and a cucumber, i wouldn't have to go to the produce department!!!!!! We need to go back to Purple Room at Big Mothers.......want to lick out that banana split again!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MMMMMMMMMMM=GASMS!!

rm_YGB_fran replies on 8/18/2006 6:08 pm:
PERV!!! Let's go to Big Mother's. lol

bowbone 42M

8/17/2006 10:39 am

LOL That sounds realy good.
Now I just wonder...shall I paint my 'banana' yellow?

rm_YGB_fran replies on 8/18/2006 6:06 pm:
Paint it yellow? Sounds intriguing but be careful it doesn't get mistaken for the real thing *chomp* lol

bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
8/16/2006 8:32 pm

you done good girlfriend!!! roflmao.....too funny..i love it!!! lmao

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rm_YGB_fran replies on 8/17/2006 6:29 pm:
lol well I'm very happy you enjoyed! It was fun.

happydays19752b 41M

8/16/2006 5:57 pm

Bananas are cool. I like eating them. Banana eating contest are funny. I'd like to see the bar raised and see a plantain eating contest. Choke on that.

rm_YGB_fran replies on 8/16/2006 6:35 pm:
Now that's just wrong! lol

tadpudgy 56M

8/16/2006 4:45 pm

EEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXCCCCEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLEENNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT!! I just happen to be on my way to the produce section!!!!! Wanna inspect the fruits and veggies? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YUMM=GASMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rm_YGB_fran replies on 8/16/2006 6:34 pm:
lol Don't get caught squeezing the melons Tad! I mean "caught again!"

mysticdreamangel 60F
2759 posts
8/16/2006 3:47 pm

Puts a whole new spin on a fruit salad...Great job with the dare...

as she sits here giggling...

rm_YGB_fran replies on 8/16/2006 6:33 pm:
Merci beaucoup! Who knew fruit could be so much fun?

rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
8/16/2006 3:25 pm

OMG too funny. you have to love this game.

Someday is today.

rm_YGB_fran replies on 8/16/2006 6:32 pm:
It's a very fun game, you just never know what you could be dared to do!

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