What... I gotta miss my CARTOONS for this?  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
11/21/2005 1:16 pm

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8/18/2006 7:38 am

What... I gotta miss my CARTOONS for this?

GOD... DAMN IT!!!

Every goddamn day a fucking jet filled with C-somefuckinguselessfunction-Os with the cumulative mental capacity of your average Florida State student has landing trouble, and all the cable news channels have to stop their coverage of Natalee Holloway and cut to this emerging story. Ooh ooh ooh! Suits in PERIL!

Inevitably, the plane lands fine, not so much as a blown tire, and the news assholes keep talking for another fucking hour AS IF THIS WAS NEWS!

I want a bill put before Congress... Delay can write it, he’s not doing too much these days. If a cable news network cuts to a plane smaller that a 727 in “trouble”, that plane MUST go down! No skidding, no bullshit “my titties may be used as a flotation device” water landing, DOWN.

If it doesn't, all those assholes have to buy me breakfast at Waffle House!

And I like cheesy potatos and crispy bacon with my eggs bitch!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/21/2005 1:28 pm

HA. Thanks for brightening my day a little. Wow, you would hate the LA news. They follow any high, medium, or slow car chase there is.


redmartinigirl 43F

11/22/2005 11:47 pm

LMAO! you should live in Portland where this was not only headline on CNN but broke into the daily tv shows!!


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
11/27/2005 4:49 am

Bitch, I get tense any time I cross west of the Mississippi.

LA doesn't scare me like Texas does, but I'd be no more likely to live in either place.


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