What is a Merkel?  

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2116 posts
11/22/2005 5:01 am

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What is a Merkel?

Congratulations to Angela Merkel, Germany's newly elected chancellor (that's their president) and first ever female head of state.

No mean feat here, dear reader; other than England, this is the first time a major state has been headed by someone lacking a penis. And there still remains some doubt about Thatcher.

A word to my fellow American readers:

Germany - a big country in Europe; we fought two wars with them in the last century; birthplace of Marxism, fascism, and the modern automobile, and home to the greatest engineers in the world; major exports include automobiles, agriculture, tekno musik, scatological pornography, and poisonous socio-economic philosophy.


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/22/2005 8:13 am

"Major" state indeed... funny how "minor" countries have been led by women since the 60's. Remember Golda Meir and Indira Gandhi? Latin America has had its share of women heads of state, too.

Too bad the US still hasn't jumped onto that bandwagon. Hopefully Hillary Clinton will end the streak (I'd prefer Madeleine Albright, but the US Constitution bars her from the presidency because she was born in... in... dammit... was it Czechoslovakia?).

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 7:41 am

And they dont have Twinkies or Boo Berry cereal either.


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